Day 564, still no signs of the ape man. We fear he may have been captured by scientists for experimentation. If anyone has a lead on where or what happened to the ape man please send any information to me, there is a $3 reward if found.

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next time i see you with my daughter i swear to christ i'll strip you of your clothes and manually pull all of your leg hair out in 10 below weather.

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do i NEED diarrhea? well.... i guess not