Recent reviews by Andrew Ditch

When everyone is closet cheating, no one is.

Pretty good. Improve the optimization and fix PC port to allow for over 60fps and you're 10/10 GOTY.

Game is an amazing and timeless classic. Game is still just as enjoyable today as it was several years ago. The dedicated and unique community for this game are part of the reason that it's so enjoyable and why it's still played be many loyal fans today. I feel like it's the only game that I've never gotten tired of while playing. I've never played the game and wanted to cut a session short because the game was not enjoyable, but rather have a hard time calling it quits at the end of the day for my own ability to function as a member of society.

You're never late to the party when playing Warband because the party never stops. Buy this game and become involved in the community. Try a few line battles, try siege battles, or just play the singleplayer. It's really up to you.

Great improvements on the original Insurgency. They took a lot of the great aspects of games like Squad, and integrated them into a smaller and faster paced style of urban, round based combat. The weapons and class systems are well made and designed, but you will find yourself quickly getting used to the same weapons and optics, as well as noticing that most players are using the same weapons or weapon builds. The game can be very frustrating at times in combat situations, sometimes dying from seemingly nothing, being killed when unable to see anything, and sometimes that's just the way that it is in war. The community is great and while I typically get frustrated playing the game due to a SMALL minority of players that will abuse exploits or use 3rd party programs or cheats for an advantage, the community in this game is hilarious and you will find a lot of people that will make you laugh or are generally fun to talk to. I've found myself joining games more to talk than to actually play. When the game first came out, everything was pretty balanced. Now there are players that run tactics and stratedgy based on the maps and it just keeps players from being able to enjoy the game. This game takes a lot of catching up to do if you're thinking of joining at this point. Players have been putting hundreds of hours into it already and have been finding every angle and head glitch spot to shoot you from with their supressed SCAR with a 4x optic. The recoil and sensitivity settings are probably the biggest issue with the game currently. I've noticed and have seen many people commenting on this issue and it's just HARD to use weapons whereas I can pick up just about any game, tweak my sensitvity, and end up being a crack shot within 10-20 hours logged on it. I've always been incredibly good at aiming in video games and still am, but this game really brings trouble to me. If you don't have this issue, cudos to you and I'm glad you're enjoying the game, but this is just one of the biggest things that is holding this game's potential back in my eyes.

Overall, I think this game will continue to grow and hold onto its loyal community and grow into the future. Hopefully, the sweaty nerds will migrate into ranked play and leave the casual matches alone and the EAC anti cheat system will prevent people from teleporting to our spawn to shoot our entire team in the back at the start of the game.

As always, Allahu Akbar and remember to do your stretches at the start of the game.

Devs took my money and ran.
9/11 would not buy again.

After a hard day of forcing children into suicide on the internet, I can say that this game is really spot on with it's bully marterial.

This game makes me moist.

First off, the makers of this monster should be tortured and kept alive for the rest of their lives. If I had to compare how bad this game is to an everyday occurence, i'd compare it to waking up to have your divorced wife cutting off your ♥♥♥♥ with a pair of safety scissors. Then, taking all of your money and house then ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ a new man in your bed and turning your own children on you. After that, you get in your car. You realize your tires have been stolen and a blackman is in the back seat. He force ♥♥♥♥♥ you and then breaks your legs. After he gives you aids and breaks your jaw, he leaves allowing you to change your tires and go to work. When you get to work there are jewish men standing there with their big noses and paper work. They then ask you if you are you and you say yes. Your boss walks out and slugs you in the face and twists your nipples and rips them off. You scream in agony as you fall to the floor as all of the jews whip out their ♥♥♥♥♥ and beat you with them until your cheek bones are shattered and you're deaf in one ear. Your boss then fires you and tortures you for the rest of the day. After all of this you get home, go upstairs, get on your computer and see that your new game has finished downloading. You say to yourself, atleast I can still play this new game called "Infestation: Survivor Stories". and "What could be worse?"