Recent reviews by Lurpsu

while the game itself is decent enough, i made the mistake of trying out the pvp and dear god as someone who doesn't have any religiously min maxed Pikachu titan boogaloo build it was probably the worst video game experience i have had in 20 years.

♥♥♥♥ any kind of dog enemy in this game. whatever i ever try to do those ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ aberrants literally fall off of sky and they do so much damage on top of being borderline indestructible because of how ♥♥♥♥♥♥ targetting is in this game compared to other from software games like ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ how did they manage to screw it so badly here.

octane

This game cucks me hard and doesnt allow me to thrive send help my friend can carry only so much

Wacky game ruined by bs random crits and even worse autobalancing system.

I rarely even consider making a review for a game unless I have played it for more than 100 hours, but this game is just too brilliant.

This game has absolutely gorgeous visuals combined with just the right amount spooks lingering almost everywhere. No matter where you go there may be just something tiny bit lethal to end your days. But the best part is actually the fact that the surprise spooks never get overused.
But the main point of the game alongside with horror are the puzzles. And they are good. Usually I don't bother with puzzles but now something caught my fancy and I actually went through the entire game without looking at guides to carry me through.
The story is nice btw.

Only bad things I can say about this game are the controls. I died couple of times because of them but they are completely manageable.

And also: the endings. There hasn't been another game that would've left me feeling this sick by completing it.
Easily among my favorite games and my favorite horror game.

I nominated this for "Defies description" award.

Why? You may ask.
Just play this and maybe you'll see. Or maybe you won't. Idk.

This game is bad. Just do yourself a favor and skip this game if you can.

Usually competitive tactical shooters should have somewhat functional hitboxes and such but this game has almost zero hitboxes, hitdetection is absent and anti-cheat system is carbage. Most of the time you end up shooting at enemy from a distance smaller than average morons penis and wondering: "he took NO DAMAGE from that? Not even a single hit?"
Even communicating with your team has been made an imbossible task since there are some abhorrent beings with awful microphones and they speak some forbidden language of eternal migraine. It doesn't really help they occasionally blame everything around them for sucking balls even thought they haven't done anything useful (expect destroying something between your ears).

And even the case-opening is one big scam. I have spent over 400€ (about 500$ i guess) on those keys but I haven't got even a single weapon of whatever red tier it is. only 5 pinks, bunch of purples and I won't even estimate the blue ones.

Sure I used to have "fun" with this game but it stopped when I noticed this game is peeing at my cereals 24/7 and it literally started to physically hurt me. My heart almost was torn in half, my vocal cords entered the realm between life and death and ears started to fall off.

The only game I really regret buying and playing this much. The only game that made me go to hospital.
That is Counter Strike: Global offensive.

This is the only game I have played more than 400 hours in my life. And I don't regret it.

This game has quite a lot replayability, since you don't have any actual purpose except beating the ♥♥♥♥ out of every moving thing and getting better equipment. Gameplay is simple and fun and you don't need GTX 10800 and things like that to play.

And this has perma-death system, you have to start over all that fun getting good equipment so it may not get boring. It can be depressing sometimes if you lose a character with weeks spent in it, but remember that they are just pixelated things. Not your grandmom.

Also the character customization is more comprehensive than you may think. It has many different skins for each class and dyes and clothes to personalize your characters looks.

Overall Realm of the Mad God is fun game to play and "waste" hours in it. Especially with friends.