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133 people found this review helpful
8 people found this review funny
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84.4 hrs on record (63.4 hrs at review time)
This game is a horde shooter that actively punishes you for engaging hordes. Then the devs will tell you that you have a skill issue and should "bring the right stratagems" "shouldn't be using brainless playstyles" "if you can't deal with heavy armor without heavy armor piercing weapons, you don't deserve them" "use other stratagems, plenty of options if you look" Developer actively being a contrarian clown. Here is all of his horrible takes.
*EDIT* He deleted his reddit stuff.

THESE ARE QUOTED VERBATIM. FROM DEVELOPERS. DIRECTLY. THEN THEY DOUBLED DOWN ON IT.

When I have 5 Bile Titans and 9 Chargers, what exact stratagems should I be using Mr. Arrowhead? Kiting a mission for 30 minutes is NOT FUN AND WILL NOT EVER BE FUN.
Posted March 6. Last edited March 14.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
5.1 hrs on record (2.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I wish Steam had a neutral rating... Really really loving this game, its DCS without the stress.
BUT - default escalation map needs to be FAR FAR bigger. And AI accuracy and abilities could really benefit from a balance pass. Shard Corvettes are really busted right now as well, they have infinite SARH missiles....
Posted March 3. Last edited March 6.
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6 people found this review helpful
24.2 hrs on record (6.4 hrs at review time)
Will someone please THINK OF THE SHAREHOLDERS!!!

"If your PC is a potato and doesn't cost 100x the GDP of Lesotho like mine does, then you are just review bombing the game and are a hater!!!"

Sick of the corporate shills. The core of the game is great and after about another year of patches this will be THE definitive city building/city-sim on the entire market. But right now, on launch day, it is extremely buggy and not comfortably playable yet on 'current' gen hardware. Do not reward PDX or CO for their egregious launch state - they shipped a half baked product and deserve all the baggage that comes with it.
Posted October 24, 2023.
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0.0 hrs on record
The tank (Strv m/41-S/I) is literally just a worse, uptierd version of the tech tree m/41. It gets no damage APDS, and 2 other aweful rounds you'll never use because at 2.7 they can't pen anything. Literally cant pen nothing without APDS.

Horrible pack, horrible tank. Just grind the tech tree version and avoid giving ♥♥♥♥♥-jin any money - they sure AF don't deserve any.
Posted July 12, 2023. Last edited July 12, 2023.
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3 people found this review helpful
0.0 hrs on record
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Posted February 12, 2023.
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5 people found this review helpful
59.8 hrs on record (1.4 hrs at review time)
Just buy Battlefield 4, this game is absolute garbage.
Posted July 21, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
1,749.9 hrs on record (1,748.8 hrs at review time)
I would like to preface that I am a PR vet, I've played that game for years and still continue to play it to this day. But the new ICO update has made the game more akin to chore than a "teamwork oriented military simulator."

It just isn't fun to play anymore. Teamwork is still exceedingly rare, and now less people seem to want to communicate. Not one aspect this update was supposed to address have actually tangibly come to pass. Firefights are not longer, and are just incredibly frustrating to be in. Games are however longer, simply because the movement speed is slow now and most teams refuse or are unable to use mechanized tactics. The suppression is seriously overkill, sending me reminiscing to my BF3 days of having vaseline smeared over my face.

As much as I love the core concept of the ICO update, a minority of players are the ones that shoehorned this update. At least 70% of the playerbase is casual players, they loved the game pre-6.0, as I did, and simply wanted better performance and more factions/maps.

Anyways I could go on and on, and frankly I just don't care. The game I love is gone. The developers and community just tell me to "go play CS:2 or BF2042 filthy casual" since I bought the game that was marketed, and CONTINUES to be marketed as a mixing point of arcade and simulation military game. It is not anymore, and it is all the worse for it. So I'm just gonna uninstall and come to terms with the fact that 1736 fun hours of my life are now completely and forcibly over - and that I will not get one more fun hour out of this game. Thank you for the time well spent, see you in PR.
Posted May 2, 2022. Last edited October 10, 2023.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
15.5 hrs on record (8.4 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
no still no
Posted April 13, 2022. Last edited May 26, 2022.
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85 people found this review helpful
9 people found this review funny
180.6 hrs on record (5.9 hrs at review time)
Played the beta, game was amazing during the beta. Now they added MOWAS2 style restrictions to firing and made the accuracy of everything absolutely asinine. Using artillery or any tank is literally just pray-to-play, because your shot is either going to hit what your aiming at or land somewhere near Mars.

During the beta these problems didn't exist - the game was unique, everything was relatively accurate and you didn't have to spam 24 122mm HE shells to hit a squad of infantry less than 80m in front of the gun.
Posted July 4, 2021.
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4 people found this review funny
56.1 hrs on record (21.5 hrs at review time)
theres a naked man violently playing love sosa on the guitar at my door please help me
Posted February 12, 2021.
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