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Recent reviews by HEY FREAKSHOW

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617.0 hrs on record (339.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Foxhole is the most unique game out there. This isn't up for debate.
Like farming, and supplying others? Play logistics. You supply EVERYTHING that is used in the war by your team.
Like building, and fort construction? Play engineer. You dictate what the front and rear lines look like and how well defended they are against the enemy.
Like saving the day and making sure your friends don't die? Play medic. You keep people alive and have the ability to change the course of battle, saving your team valuable respawn supplies and weapons.
Like FPS games and just wanna shoot and not worry about anything else? Play a front line soldier. you get supplied, you get healed, you don't need to worry about anything but killing the enemy.
Like stealth and messing with farmers? Play a partisan, sneaking deep behind enemy lines and interrupting enemy supply routes.

This game has endless possibilities. theres so much to do, so many ways to hinder the enemy. I truly believe that this game is one of the best games out there and everyone should try it.
Posted July 5, 2022.
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67.1 hrs on record (12.4 hrs at review time)
Most of the negative reviews are for no SEA servers, which there is.
The other are for long Queue times on release day, which is the same as every other game ever zzzzzzzzz

Game good, I shoot gun
Posted September 28, 2021.
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76.7 hrs on record (69.6 hrs at review time)
Me sex Panam.
Angry that I'll never have a real hot Mad Max GF with a huge raid party family.

Even more angry that I cannot aquire the Bouncer Chick and Lizzies bar. WANT MUMMY BOUNCER GF, Make it happen CDPR Or else.

If my terms are not met, I'll shoot up your office.
(For legal reasons the above is a joke....Unless?)
Posted December 17, 2020.
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0.2 hrs on record
Literally Gay JOJOs. Chad game tbh
Posted September 27, 2019.
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4.2 hrs on record
CaN We nOt ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hAvE vIsUaL NoVeLs tHaT EnD LiKe tHaT PlEaSe fOr ♥♥♥♥ SaKe.

There were quite a few spelling mistakes but honestly it didn't matter.
I didn't really have a whole lot of emotion for this title until the last few parts.
The final sentence kind made me choke back a tear or two, didn't cry tho Im manly as ♥♥♥♥.

I mean, honestly if I got put in this guys postition I would have just dropkicked that thot through the window.
But it was like,
8 / 10 Story idea.
7.7 / 10 for the execution.
9.9 / 10 for the artwork. I wish there were more pieces of art to show the events unfolding, but I also understand the power of letting the reader imagine it so I understand.
Kinda short, but I mean, its like eleven bucks, who the ♥♥♥♥ cares.
Posted June 17, 2018.
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33.1 hrs on record (24.6 hrs at review time)
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Posted February 8, 2014.
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