Merry Crisis 🎄🎁❤️

He keeps grabbing me as the green bastard, parts unknown

He keeps grabbing me as the pink bastard

Merry Christmas! Hope you're doing well & staying safe for the holidays!

"In my younger and more vulnerable years my father gave me some advice that I’ve been turning over in my mind ever since.

“Whenever you feel like criticizing any one,” he told me, “just remember that all the people in this world haven’t had the advantages that you’ve had.”

He didn’t say any more, but we’ve always been unusually communicative in a reserved way, and I understood that he meant a great deal more than that. In consequence,-

When the dead will walk, and they rise, from the no more room that's in Hell, there will be more dead than before has ever seen once previously.
When you look at the stars, and you see a mockingbird flying in the night, a shadow cast its grace over the horizon. When you order a Big Mac from McDonalds and it's got extra pickles on it, you know that you've been graced by the presence of a higher power. When a first born baby perches itself out of the womb, that power manifests itself inside of your heart, at that moment in time, at the peak of euphoria, you can snap into a Slim Jim.