Papers, please.

What do you mean? I just want to review the game.

Due to a recent acts of vandalism, reviewers are required to provide proper id.

Oh, yes sure, here you go:

The certificate states you are level 24, but according to our database this is not true.

Well yes, I have leveled up since.

I will have to search you, turn around.

What?! This is ridic...

There is something in your pocket. Is that a Bad Rats badge?

Erm I'm keeping that for a friend, I would never play such a...

With credentials like this you do not qualify as a reviewer. Guards!

Nooo!

Detain!

But papers please is great game! You hear me? It's AMAZIIiing...

Next!