Recent reviews by Candle, Eater of Crayons

MAJOR ORDER UPDATE:
You've done it Helldivers, over the course of 48 hours, you've managed to fend off corporate greed and have reversed the decision to force PSN accounts. Sony now returns to their ivory towers to rethink their approach on how to make their investors happy. While this may be the beginning of a long fight to ensure that our community is protected, we can rest easy tonight knowing that democracy is victorious.

Got shot. Opened up some beans in order to heal and all 253 people in the server swooped in on my location and began roasting me for eating a whole can of beans. 10/10

This game lost me ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

Very solid early access game, the gameplay is solid and feels satisfying so far, the multiplayer works great, and I'm always excited when a patch comes out. Here's to hoping that we get artifacts soon so we can break everything.

Only downside is that it's behind the console release with it's content but the content that is already there is great. It's absolutely orgasmic being able to see the new world in high fidelity and fps along with some mods popping up for quality of life changes.

Everything's all fun and working until Garry makes an update to "fix" the game once a year while he ignores us so he can go and make minecraft knockoffs and dayz with penises

The modding community is developing this game better than the developers