Recent reviews by nexfin100-senpai-sama-chan-kun

Gameplay Is ok, the weird disembodied heads/fingers/eyes on some of the artwork constantly throws me off. 5/10 it ain't a bad Hentai game, but the artwork is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ weird.

Game is dead as hell.... Bethesda should not be allowed to ever make a multiplayer game ever again.... they're really good at making the games just functional enough for launch and just letting them rot over the years.

Literally the only thing it has going for it is the gameplay and graphics..... the rest is worse than the older quake games.... hell, CPMA is still somewhat active, there is no excuse to play this Free-To-Play ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ filled with all the classic money traps in mobile games.....

Garbage hitreg, microtransactions, and progression..... the netcode is the worst part. ♥♥♥♥ this game.

Abandonware, Don't Buy This.

The controls are awful and the level design ranges from old platformer cliches to straight garbage that requires a specific convoluted way to beat the level (just look at the guides for this game.... there is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ guide to pass one of the early levels... 1 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ level)....

The worst part is the fact that jumping doesn't remember momentum... meaning if you want to long jump between the disappearing blocks on 1-4 for example: you can't just hold right and tap up like a normal side-scrolling platformer, no.... don't be silly.... the jumping is so inconsistent you have to stop, tap right and up while remembering to hold right and up for differing amounts of time, and remember to let go of both buttons to stop perfectly and pray to the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ that made this game engine that the game realizes you let go of the buttons and you want to stop moving..... 90% of the time you end up sliding off because of the controls being unresponsive when you're trying to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stop.

Constant clipping issues (objects and your character refuse to play nice with the game levels) and jumping never wants to work.... controls are ass (no way to change sensitivity)

Dropping refresh rate to 60 helped a little with jumping, but made the game very stuttery and didn't fix the clipping issues.

Overpriced for what it is.

[ACTUALLY A NEUTRAL REVIEW]: This game has been in Early Access for 8 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ years. I remember watching Meatwagon22's gameplay in ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 2014 and sound effects for zombies sounded like they were on top of you even though they were like 30 feet away..... fast forward to 2022 and I get jumpscared by a zombie that sounded like he was already inside me, but it turns out he was 50 feet away from me..... HOW IS DIRECTIONAL SOUND THIS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BAD AFTER ALL THESE YEARS?

Good party game.... somehow more rigged than Mario Party. Just keep in mind that this is one of those games where it's cheap but owning all the DLCs is insanely expensive.... 99% of this game is DLC.

Good game, Dead playerbase... don't waste your time.

Soundtrack is really good, if you're into collecting game soundtracks: pickup this soundtrack.

Hentai Bullet hell games, what a time to be alive.....

It's a pretty easy bullet hell game.... for how cheap the game is: not mad about that. Just wish they made a sequel that had a hard mode that was actually hard... the patterns are super easy to dodge.