Dear valued BAJ, Dr. Capy here.

My heart goes out to your friend who had to endure prolonged eye contact with a baj.

As for her trauma, I would like to suggest her CBT (Capybara Therapy), which includes ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ a capybara or watching capy vids for a few hours, every day.

I will never even think about killing myself. I have never thought about killing myself. I never put myself in any danger or risk of death. I never go outside. I don't have a job. My house is nowhere near any plane paths, trees, or roads. I have no knives, no scissors, nor anything sharp enough to kill myself with. I have no rope. My identity is entirely falsified on the internet. There are no poisonous plants or animals near my house. I eat healthy and provide food for myself. I don't drink alcohol, coffee, or soda. I don't eat fat, sugar, or salt. I exercise properly. I stretch every night before going to bed. I always sleep 10 hours. I burn 1200 calories every single day. I live near a hospital and have immediate access to them when I am put in any danger. I have a black belt in jiu-jitsu. Every corner in my house is safely cushioned. I am only 20 years old and I have nothing wrong with me. In other words, it is impossible for me to die unless someone else comes here to kill me.

С днём великой победы с 9 Мая и на СВО победа будет и она не за горами с праздником

You stand before the gates of the Lord's Labyrinth. Within these walls, the Lady of Justice doth preside. She shall weigh your Mind in one hand, your Heart in the other. Should she find you wanting, death shall be your sentence. Should she find you worthy, you will be given the loyalty and love of an empire. The Lord's Labyrinth awaits you. Choose wisely. Strike quickly. Trust completely. And may you find the ending that you deserve.

This is me, this is what I believe and THIS IS MY STATEMENT and as such I am putting it out there to give my friends food for thought. I AM NOT putting this out there just so the kings and queens of the copy / paste brigade can do just that with MY STATEMENT! By all means read it, ponder on its wisdom but have the decency and the respect to NOT plagiarise my written missive, Thanks!

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