Recent reviews by 616 Crimson King

Goin' down to South Park
Gonna have myself a time

Death and sadness everywhere
Loneliness and degradation

Goin' down to South Park
Gonna take my woes with me

Nightmares every night
Posers spouting "let's go shopping"

Heading out to South Park
'Cause I cannot unwind

I like spiders, loss and rain
I'm only happy when I'm in pain

So I'm goin' down to South Park... to die! ..die! ..die.

Speak of me, and I shall appear. Face me and face the furnace!


....huh? It's Dragonborn? .......Not Demonspawn?...... I can make it work...


You are a lost pilgrim and I am the Dragon......Born.....


♥♥♥♥ it, either way i'm gonna eat your liver with some farva beans and a nice bottle of chianti

*Ring Ring*

"What does a cannibal call a phone book?...

...a menu!"

-hangs up-

God i'm lonely

You… you just couldn’t let me go could you? This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object. You are truly incorruptable aren’t you. You won’t kill me because of some misplaced sense of self-rightousness. And I won’t kill you because…you’re just too much fun. I get the feeling that you and I are destined to do this forever.

They told me to get a life, so I took theirs...


I'm sorry, Master, it won't happen again.

Do you want to know why I use a knife? You see, guns are too quick. You can’t savor all of the little…emotions. In their last moments, people show you who they really are. So in a way…I knew your friends better than you ever did. Would you like to know which of them were cowards?