Recent reviews by Nacho Man

CBT simulator

*Pick Mole*
Drill through everything
Piss off your friends
Never play again

I can't even beat off to it.
Like why

(First 5 minutes of game)
Leon and hot gril get shot at
Leon saves hot gril and run
Leon runs into sliding board door
"♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sliding boards out of way"
GRABS METAL PIPE AND SMASHES WOOD DOWN LIKE A MANNNNN
Verdict:
LEON IS A REAL MAN/10

Get back into Cs:go
Decide I want more skins
Friend gives me an Ak to start out with
Trade up to Awp skin
Get trade scammed like an idiot
Spend 60$ on keys and unbox
Get nothing but blues
Work to fuel your angery case unboxing addicition, all while stuck in silver 3 since I was placed because lack of team communication and smurfs.

11/10 buy this game it'll ruin your life

Well this has been the best 1.9 hours I ever spent on a game. I learned that trying to reverse rape a teacher forces you to wait until its not mol.est anymore.
10/10 would wait again.

Like skyrim with birds.

When you buy DayZ you open a door; That door leads to Friendship, Evil, Zombies, Survival, Guns, More guns, actually not so many guns, Axe weilding ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, Kids who sound like they're 3, 2 hour walks to nowhere, A lack of cars.

But also behind that door is BUGS lots and lots and lots and lots of bugs, and unoptimazation, and lack of updates, and sever unbalance, and bad AI, and hackers.

Would I reccomend this game? Well half the time you either get shot and killed within 30 minutes, or make your way to a town just to have 4 men with guns hold you down to handcuff you, feed you dirty food, strip you, then break your legs.

11/10 Game of the year, Not enough water to be a bad game.

Do you like pointy sticks made of ice that can 3 shot you!?
Do you like butthole armor that stops all the forces on earth!?
Do you love rings that make your back take almost no damage!?
Do you love not getting backstabbed? EVER?!
Do you enjoy getting stunlocked by Katanas buffed with dark ♥♥♥♥ almost 9/10ths of the time?
Do you like getting stunlocked by longswords the other 1/10th of the time!?
Do you love ♥♥♥♥♥♥ pier to pier connection lag even though theres dedicated servers!?
Do you like hackers who can corrupt you gamesave, fly, shoot any kind of spell they want, and do all sorts of terrible things at their pleasure?
Do you like ♥♥♥♥ tier unbalanced Pve?
Well if you said yes to any of these this game is for you!!!!
GoBuyTheOtherGames/10

Spammed B till I broke both my hands.

Yes, Nothing more. Nothing less, Yes.