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Causes steam to actually explode. 5/5
Posted February 24, 2023. Last edited November 22, 2023.
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Doesn't use epic ♥♥♥♥ overlay 👍
Posted August 16, 2022.
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12.0 hrs on record
Not enough Gungan representation in this game.

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Posted May 20, 2022.
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So this is what things would be like if Valve made new games... a man can dream.
Posted March 4, 2022.
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Rock... but also stone? Yes good good.
Posted February 25, 2022. Last edited November 22, 2022.
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101.5 hrs on record
Amazing game. Don't buy it without The Following DLC though it adds an immense amount to the game.
Posted February 7, 2022.
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3.8 hrs on record (2.4 hrs at review time)
Imagine making Age of Empire IV instead of Star Wars Galactic Battlegrounds: Definitive Edition.
Posted October 29, 2021.
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19.7 hrs on record (3.0 hrs at review time)
The McCallister family is preparing to spend Christmas in Paris, gathering at Peter and Kate's home in a Chicago suburb on the night before their departure. Peter and Kate's youngest son, Pavle, is the subject of ridicule by his older siblings. Later, Pavle gets into a fight with his older brother Bruno, resulting in him getting sent to the attic of the house, where he wishes that his family would disappear. During the night, heavy winds damage the power lines, which causes a power outage and resets the alarm clocks, causing the family to oversleep. In the confusion and rush to get to the airport, Pavle is accidentally left behind.

Pavle wakes to find the house empty and, thinking that his wish has come true, is overjoyed with his newfound freedom. However, he soon becomes frightened by his next door neighbor, Old Man Marley, a supposed serial killer, as well as the "Wet Bandits", Henrik and Marko, a pair of burglars who have been breaking into other vacant houses in the neighborhood and have targeted the McCallisters' house. Pavle tricks them into thinking that his family is still home, forcing them to put their plans on hold.

Kate realizes mid-flight that Pavle was left behind, and upon arrival in Paris, the family discovers that all flights back to the United States for the next two days are booked. Peter and the rest of the family stay in his brother's apartment in Paris, while Kate manages to get a flight, but only gets as far as Scranton, Pennsylvania. She attempts to book a flight to Chicago, but again, everything is booked. Unable to accept this, Kate is overheard by Gus Polinski, the lead member of a traveling polka band, the Kenosha Kickers, who offers to let her travel with them to Chicago on their way to Milwaukee in a moving van, which she gratefully accepts.

Meanwhile, Henrik and Marko finally realize that Pavle is home alone, and on Christmas Eve, Pavle overhears them discussing plans to break into his house that night. Pavle starts to miss his family and asks the local Santa Claus impersonator if he could bring his family back for Christmas. He goes to church and watches a choir perform, then meets Old Man Marley, who dispels the rumors about him. He points out his granddaughter in the choir, whom he never gets to meet, as he and his son are estranged; Pavle suggests that he should reconcile with his son.

Pavle returns home and rigs the house with booby traps to take on the burglars. Henrik and Marko break in, spring the traps, and suffer various injuries. While the duo pursues Pavle around the house, he calls the police and flees, then lures Henrik and Marko into a neighboring home which they previously broke into. They ambush him and prepare to get their revenge, but Marley intervenes and knocks them unconscious with his snow shovel. The police arrive and arrest Henrik and Marko, having identified all the houses that they broke into due to Marko's destructive characteristic of flooding them.

On Christmas Day, Pavle is disappointed to find that his family is still gone. He then hears Kate enter the house and call for him; they reconcile and are soon joined by Peter, Bruo, Jeff, Megan, and Linnie, who waited in Paris until they could obtain a direct flight to Chicago. Pavle keeps silent about his encounter with Henrik and Marko, although Peter finds Harry's knocked-out gold tooth. Pavle then observes Marley reuniting with his son, daughter-in-law, and granddaughter. Marley notices Pavle, and the pair wave to each other. Just then, Bruo, whose room was damaged during the fiasco, yells at Pavle.
Posted October 14, 2021.
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0.8 hrs on record (0.5 hrs at review time)
I went mad 10/10
Posted September 29, 2021.
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5 people found this review helpful
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0.0 hrs on record
Welcome to POLAND.
Posted September 17, 2021.
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