She/Her

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Random quotes, because why not?

"When I stress my brain with alcohol the slow, incompetent brain cells will die and it will be the intelligent, the quick, that will survive. So every time I guzzle this sh!it down, I get smarter!"  ~ Uncle Kage

"Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere, everybody's gonna die. Come watch TV" ~ Rick and Morty

"It's not about hating the guy on the other side because someone told you to. I mean, you should hate someone because they're an as$hole, or a pervert, or snob, or they're lazy, or arrogant or an idiot or know-it-all. Those are reasons to dislike somebody. You don't hate a person because someone told you to. You have to learn to despise people on a personal level. Not because they're red, or because they're blue, but because ya know them, and you see them every single day. And you can't stand them, because they're a complete and total fu*cking douchebag." ~ Church in Why Were We Here? (Red vs Blue)

"Normally, those people would never wake up from their fantasy worlds. They live meaningless lives. They waste their precious days over nothing. No matter how old they get, they'll continue to say, "My real life hasn't started yet. The real me is still asleep, so that's why my life is such garbage." They continue to tell themselves that. They continue. And they age. Then die. And on their deathbeds, they will finally realize: the life they lived was the real thing. People don't live provisional lives, nor do they die provisional deaths. That's a simple fact! The problem... is whether they realize that simple fact." ~ Tonegawa Yukio (Gyakkyou Burai Kaiji: Ultimate Survivor)

"If you genuinely want something, don't wait for it-teach yourself to be impatient." ~ Gurbaksh Chahal

WARNING: “If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don’t you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can’t think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all that claim it? Do you read everything you’re supposed to read? Do you think every thing you’re supposed to think? Buy what you’re told to want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you’re alive. If you don’t claim your humanity you will become a statistic. You have been warned” ~Tyler Durden