CommanderRatBoy
Paul   United States
Level
33
Sergeant
500 XP
 
 
"I once killed two men in prison in PUBG."

"Yeah? So what?"

"With only my fists."

"Oh right this way sir!"

Me during any Steam sale http://imgur.com/gallery/Jr2iPeK
Life Anthem : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtGNywkxw2U
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Comments
ItsMildMike Nov 7, 2023 @ 8:56am 
Africa Is Home
ItsMildMike Apr 4, 2023 @ 7:49pm 
Give a man a plane ticket he flies for the day, now push em out of a plane at 3,000 feet and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
Sop Popinof Jan 24, 2023 @ 5:18pm 
-rep. Sent me an API scam to steal my info.
ItsMildMike Aug 14, 2022 @ 4:09pm 
Going to a fast food place for a salad is like going to go see a hooker for a hug.
ItsMildMike Jun 15, 2022 @ 12:40pm 
I went to Bank of America to deposit a check, and they asked me for ID. I said, “Are you telling me other people are trying to put money into my account and you’re telling them no?”
ItsMildMike Jan 7, 2022 @ 7:32am 
I'm Hank Steel the real queer cowboy
The gerbil lovin' where-when-and-how-boy
I'll grab your buttcheeks and pull out my willy
Stir your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ like a hot bowl of chili
I'm Hank Steel the real queer cowboy

What's my hot dog without your buns?
Out here on the range we're havin' fun
My boyfriend's here and I'm singing him my ballad
Then I'll bend his ass over and toss his ♥♥♥♥♥♥ salad
I'm Hank Steel the real qu...