Q: I thought youd'd be better at 5K hours
A: Me too
Q: Are you a smurf or a cheater?
A: No.
Q: Then why does your account have almost no pins?
A: It is an alt account for drops.
Q: You paid $15 for an account to get weekly penny drops? Are you retarded?
A: Okay, yes, but new cases are anywhere from $5 to $20, and that's on top of the weekly drops. If you never touch grass, an alt account actually pays for itself... eventually.
Q: Are you literally a guinea pig?
A: Yes.

March 2024 Update:

Q: If you're not a smurf, why do you seem underranked?
A: Because I'm getting ass-blasted by cheaters every other game and going down 300-500 elo per loss presumably because people insta-report me for cheating when they see I only have one pin and I guess I've got low trust factor as a result of you people ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ me even though I don't blame you really because VAC is widely known to be terrible which creates a climate of paranoia in which suspicions run rampant and are totally understandable at a time when Valve is doing ♥♥♥♥ all to protect the integrity of their game.

Do you know any map or skin creators?
I am so glad people wanna know this. Yes it's true I am friends with a legendary skin creator named Jason. He created one of the coolest looking skins in the game called the mp9 rose iron. He's really cool and hangs out in my Skype group all the time and he plays office with me too. If you guys wanna add him as well just look him up as he goes under the alias of Jason Bourange at the moment. Also Karrigan who is a pro always uses the skin and you know he has great taste and is so cool

He's considered a legend in the game as he is both a skin creator and active player in CS2 if you ever want tips and tricks I would consider adding him as a friend because hes one of the greatest mentors of all time. He gives me lessons every friday for 2 hours of his day without ever asking me for compensation (hes probably rich from the skins he has in the game tbh)

Jason, if a million loved you, I am one of them, and if one loved you, it was me, if no one loved you then know that I am dead.

Anyway if you wanna know more about my hero please add me as I always love talking about him. pew pew - groupie

PS, Jason, if you see this, please sign my profile!!