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Base game is better. Too much stuff in DST for one map. Split stuff up and make more maps, 'cause this has become a fine ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mess

Matchmaking becomes trash when you get to higher levels in ranked, and casual is completely broken from the get go. I loved this game until the point where I got the Demon rank. After that, eh, I think I won one game out of about fifteen. The skill of players skyrockets while you're barely able to make a comeback because they start doing an infinite loop combo where you get punished for getting up after a combo has ended. Balance has been thrown out of the window at that point, especially when you're clearly blocking attacks and they just decide to go through. A low kick? Blocking low won't help. A super dash? Well that's too bad, normal or low don't work. Stuck in a loop? Too bad buddy the other player is clearly better than you. What's that? You're doing a combo? Sorry pal your grabs will whiff and you'll get punished by a 100 to 0 combo you can't do anything about. Oh, or how about the crouching heavy attack? Let's make it have invincibility for EVERYONE except when you do it. Nono, then it gets interrupted. With some luck you'll use DBZ Broly and have hyper armor on it, if not, too ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bad. You'll just get another 100 to 0 combo get used on your tight ass

My goodness, where do I start.

Well, for anyone who's into Gachi, this is a game for you. Plus, this is one hell of a journey my man.

The tutorial levels were simple, but harsh. Though I never had a feeling of unfairness. The landscape was amazing,
the denizins were beautiful AND there was a UFO.

Now, upon reaching, I believe level 4, you enter a forest. Calm, soothing music paired with surprise ♂GANGING♂UP♂
from the bushes made for a tense, hard but fair fight. Eventually, you'll reach ♂Steve♂Rambo♂ and his friend of the woods.

Now, upon reaching level 8 I did find it a little unfair that the ground spikes' damage got buffed to five from two, however the biggest issue was the barrage of unblockable grenades being shot into my beautiful behind. Though, I persevered, and was rewarded with a fantastic boss fight that didn't rely on brute force, but on strategy, cunning and wit. After a good three minutes of jacking off, the beautiful bald man ripped his skin too hard, and had to surrender to me. I showed him who the real boss was.

After that, levels 9 and 10 were exceptionally challenging, unlike anything I've encountered before.
Level 9 introduced the new "wrestling ladders into submission" mechanic, and allowed me to travel at Sonic Speeds through the level once I figured out their secret.

HOWEVER

Level 10. The big one, the ♂GYM♂, the ♂BOSS♂ By Billy's blessed soul in Heaven, this ♂BOSS♂ run up was both the hardest, yet simplest in design I've ever encountered. And I've had to deal with DS2's run up to Lud and Zallen!

It was easy to understand, like a big beautiful man, but it was just as hard as his gigantic muscles.

Once you reach the ♂BOSS♂OF♂THE♂GYM♂ however, the tone completely shifts. He takes a good minute or so taunting you, ready to pounce at any time, until the fight starts and he shoots off like a rocket. Now this fight has you constantly on edge for the big boy damage the ♂BOSS♂ dishes out. You'll need to use all your skills: Strength, Agility, Wit, Precision, Beauty, Seductive Powers and ♂LEATHER♂ to defeat him. Once you do beat him, and YOU become the ♂BOSS♂ , I have to say. I've never had a bigger climax in my life.

Now, with the ♂GYM♂ saved, with the ♂DUNGEON♂MASTER♂ back as the ♂BOSS♂, you can finally rest, and know that up from the Heavens, ♂Aniki♂ is watching over us, smiling at the defeat of the false ♂BOSS♂

This was a fantastic journey about a ♂LEATHER♂MAN♂ and his quest to retake the throne of ♂BOSS♂OF♂THIS♂GYM♂ just like your big brother, ♂Aniki♂, Billy ❤, would've wanted you to.

10/10

I'm exceptionally dissapointed. I don't care about the men, but if you're gonna make a porn game you shouldn't kill off the best girls and leave the Necromancer with only one sex scene. It's just sad. Neither of the girl's deaths make sense either. Especially the elf's, but I'm more dissapointed about the Witch's death. Oh well, I suggest just looking up the clips on a website somewhere instead.

This better be good xd

Bad waifu, ugly, nose you could use as an airstrip. Does not improve by giving her best waifu clothing.

0/10 stop talking forever

Arch tempered monsters are bad

The game is being murdered by its developers, slowly poisoned by filth

Well that was unpleasant.

Better than three