This dude loves weiners

OMG WHAT?! ARE YOU THE GOKU?! LIKE THE REAL GOKU! THE SAME EXACT GOKU THAT'S IN THE BEST BATTLE ROYALE VIDEOGAME, FORTNITE?!!?! OMG I'M SUCH A HUGE FAN!!! TODAY I JUST GOT MY FIRST EVER VICTORY ROYALE BY USING YOUR FAMOUS KAMEHAMEHA!!

Hey little joy boy, I got a secret for you. I got... A FORTNITE BATTLE PASS! LETS GOOOOOOOO YEAHHH. That dumbo Ethan Rufus Doofus Lee will be so jealous haha!🤣👊

What?! Are you the real Cho Sang-woo?! The Cho Sang-woo? The same Cho Song-woo that graduated from Seoul National University at the top of his class?

Hi! I'm Ethan Lee and I love anime! If any of you have seen Attack on Titan or Sword Art Online, then you have to be my roommate, we'll talk about those shows everyday! Excuse my stench; I tend to avoid showers because it siphons time from my anime explorations. Hopefully we can both be Kirito together!

Hey I found your steam through a mutual and I just wanted to say that I think we could get along real well :) I don't normally do things like this cause I'm a real gentleman :3, but do you want to maybe play a bit of cs sometime (omg I'm so embarrassed) >< I could go on my smurf so you don't have to put in that much effort, even though you're like the best and you'll probably be on top every round. When I see your name I just feel like we have this special connection that I can't describe in words, I think.. maybe we knew each other in a past life xDD like I can do the cooking and everything, you don't have to worry about that cuz I'm a real feminist, but I'll still take care of you <3 I know how to make a woman feel like a girl, but I won't do anything that freaks you out, just say one word and I'll stop so so fast! so maybe just consider me? I can't believe I'm writing this all out to you >< !! Even if you reject me it's all worth it just for you, my wuv <3 (plz don't reject me !!)