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1 person found this review helpful
0.5 hrs on record
Early Access Review
29 minutes into the game i quit and this after questioning every aspect of life for at least 28 minutes.
Posted February 24. Last edited February 24.
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1,334.9 hrs on record (1,334.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
1300hrs played and i regret all of them. Been following this game since day one and i can honestly say that theres not much difference since then and to where it is now.
Yet another game stuck in an endless early access hamster wheel where nothing added takes it closer to a final release, instead its mostlyu tweaks to gun stats and in game shop balancing and that doesnt really keep players interested.
Also following the fashionable trend where they let you buy more content so the russian devs can keep slacking for another cpl of years. An average of 300 players, slightly more after each patch but a week after it quickly goes down again.
Posted December 20, 2023.
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24.1 hrs on record (9.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Another generic "rust" clone that is even more sh*t than rust itself.
Posted November 25, 2023.
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209.6 hrs on record (13.7 hrs at review time)
Welcome to Team Royale.
This is where thailand joins up in teams of 10 to with some luck eventually win a battle royale.
Posted April 7, 2017.
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3 people found this review helpful
15.2 hrs on record (5.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
This is how a Free2Play should be.
* Easy to get into
* Easy to get a hang of
* Runs great on most computers
* Good optimization and game modes make you go from desktop to battle within 30 seconds
* Was about to buy Overwatch but got this for free instead
Posted October 28, 2016.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.8 hrs on record (0.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Crashed, found a float, paddled around for 5 minutes then uninstalled.
Posted August 2, 2016.
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5 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
37.0 hrs on record (9.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Im amazed how someone could make the smoothest engine on earth, the Unreal engine feel like you are running in glue.
Everything feels slow and jerky to the point that you are thinking you just started up DayZ.
The other thing im struggeling with is the fact that most people will kill each other with either a melee weapon or a bow and im fine with that, but sadly this is the worst part of the entire game. The melee mechanics are just horrible, same with shooting someone with a bow. It just feels extremely sluggish!
Im not sure why alot of the new games have this harsh moving/shooting mechanic, its the same in H1z1 even tho h1z1 isnt this bad. Another thing thats wierd is the speed of moving characters, it just doesnt add up. If i run from spot A to B it feels slow, like really really slow even in sprint but when you watch a guy run he looks like speedy gonzales. Not sure if its a badly coded field of view thats messing with everything but something is of.

Would i recommend this? No. A game like this need to have smoother moving/shooting mechanics. this type of pvp removes alot of the skill thats usually needed in pvp games. Take CS:GO for example, its smooth and very responsive but its still one of the hardest games to get kills in due to the shooting mechanics where skill actually matters.
The Culling is more of a spam the block and melee game or shoot the bow and just pray someone runs into the arrow.
Posted March 6, 2016.
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5 people found this review helpful
22.4 hrs on record (15.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
This is what always happens when we gamers KEEP PAYING FOR EARLY ACCESS BETA CRAP!
This is the last time ever i pay for something that should be for free i.e beta testing.
Posted February 21, 2016.
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1 person found this review helpful
49.5 hrs on record (39.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
The game is fun but i can never recommend it to anyone else.
Its a free2Play and i know that all these games use microtransactions ingame but this game is like no other.
You have to rank up to be able to use things like scopes, nades and so on and i played like an idiot to be able to put a scope on my gun. finally got to the rank but to use the scope i had to buy it for money. Later i skilled up with another gun so i could put the scope i bought earlier on it cause it said it would fit and guess what? i had to pay to be able to use it on that gun. So i have to pay for every gun i wanna attatch the scope to. Some people will now say that you can buy stuff for silver coins and that u earn those while playing and sure, thats true but if you play a normal game, they will make you pay for the ammo you used in the last game along with the wear it did on the weapon and nades so the money you make goes to just finance the ammo and nades and gun repair for the next game. Horrible horrible horrible pay 2 win game that would have been awesome in the hands of another company.
Posted February 13, 2016.
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3 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
1.5 hrs on record
Yet another reason why people shold NEVER EVER pay for a beta.
As long as we keep paying (me included) developers for half finihed products we are gonna keep getting more and more crap. A Beta used to me something that was almost finished, just missing some tweaks and such. Nowadays u should be happy if the piece of crap even starts. This game is so bad that it actually hurts my feelings a bit. i wish i could just delete it from my inventory so im not constantly being reminded of the fact that i actually payed money for this.....
Imagine buying a car for a little bit of discount just to realize that ur missing the steering wheel and parts of the engine and everytime you honk the horn the doors open.
Posted September 7, 2015.
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