WANT TO ♥♥♥♥ A DRAGON

I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH A DRAGON

I WANT TO ENGAGE IN COITUS WITH A DRAGON

I WANT TO MAKE LOVE WITH A DRAGON

I WANT TO MAKE BABIES WITH A DRAGON

I WANT TO SLEEP WITH A DRAGON

I WANT TO BANG A DRAGON

I WANT TO DO A DRAGON

I WANT TO SHAG A DRAGON

I WANT TO NUT INSIDE A DRAGON and I WANT TO HAVE A DRAGON NUT INSIDE ME

I WANT TO REPRODUCE WITH A DRAGON

I LOVE DRAGONS!!!

(i suck all the boogers out of your nose with my suction cup like mouth) mmm yummy... (nosh nosh nosh the green specks from your nose string from every single one of my teeth as i close and open with every chew) well i hope you can breathe better now! (gulp)

One time I had a kid come over to my house and tell me that my house was small and boring. So then I told him that my house was small because I had an amazing secret basement full of games and toys that I never tell anyone about. This kid wanted to see it really badly at that point, so I told him to wait outside the basement door so I could get the games and toys ready for him. I took a bucket of glitter mixed in with super glue and set it up on the top of the basement door. I gave the kid the cue to come inside, and when he opened the door, I stabbed him.

dicker in the mother

youre a
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Shut the ♥♥♥♥ up vulp