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5 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
218.7 hrs on record (2.4 hrs at review time)
I walked down a path
Leading to the past
Stole from the tree's hands
A regretter's friend
The forbidden fruit
I bite off the skin
Chewing on its tender flesh
Quaff down its lukewarm pus
You became the "me" who you despised
We swallowed the time
Let us rewind

Lament
If you wanted me to speak
If you wanted me to think
If you wanted me to carry on our dreams
Each loop we live through
(Each loop we livе through)
The standards inside me
Thе line I drew for me
Lowers to the earth
Lament
Why'd you make my voice stutter?
Why do truths never matter?
Why'd you curse me with "you're a natural born genius"?
Endless inferno (Inferno)
Counter-clock we rose
Counter-clock we reload

Tick tick tock
Replayed thoughts
Forget me not
I'm inside the empathic light
I bite off your skin
Exposing the angels on your ribs
They stare at us
Hello, how may I help you today?
Please, a one-way ticket to heaven
Buckled up on velvet seats
Sceneries were passing by
Not so different from our hell
Not so different from our home
Then I realized
Someone's heaven could be the source of my torment
Life is allowing yourself
Allowing yourself to step on fire
(Life is to consume)
(Life is to become food for each other)
Shed tears on bloodied routes
(No matter evil or good)
(Life is fairness, life is inequality)
Eternally in hell
(Life is in the motion)
We live by default

Lament (Nell)
If you wanted me to live (Inferna)
If you want me to forgive
If you want us to pretend like we're civilized humans
Each loop we die through (Ques te anim?)
(Each loop we die through)
(Ques sej mentalle?)
The justice inside me
The ego fending me (Ques io fuocca?)
Rationalize my sin (Ques qui Diavola?)
Lament
Why do deaths end my torture?
(Cossa non naturha)
Why can't anyone feel my hurt?
(Via si violenzalle)
Why'd you crown the most violent to be champions?
(Bruschia sej diva, verha ignisa)
In this inferno (Inferno)
(A! Lamenta, lamenta)
We built for ourselves (Cis senza)
(Lamenta, lamenta, lamenta)
Reviving each other in this hell
(Nell inferna)
Posted February 26, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
34.1 hrs on record (27.9 hrs at review time)
Disco Elysium is a game of misery and sorrow, about mistakes and the past, about one's own powerlessness in the face of a cruel spiteful world, and why that's just fine. Why we will trudge through the bleakness uncrueling world with each other.

It's not about changing the world. Most of the time we can't. But in our day to day, if we can make one person's life better, in changing someone's else's world we've done the best we can. Everything from making a child not need to stand in the snow to mending our past's mistakes is meaningful to us and the people close to us, even if the world doesn't care. That itself is a beautiful thing.

Disco Elysium is a game about that beauty we can find in this tragic and bleak world, and how we can carry on despite everything. It's extremely funny at times, but it's utterly devastating and can shake you to your core. The world is wild, unpredictable, cruel, yet beautiful at the same time. This was my takeaway from Disco Elysium, and I think everyone would find something to take from this game if they invested time and thought into it.
Posted January 1, 2020.
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8 people found this review helpful
6.4 hrs on record
[extremely angry gamer voice] sjw developers don't let us say the n-word in our video games what the hell

no but really this game is pretty decent. story is interesting enough, though a lot of people have complaints with the ending, the journey is pretty good imo. Be warned it is short, so whether or not you're willing to drop money on a game as short as this is up to you. 4-6 hours depending on how much you take your time or if you're prone to getting horribly lost like a dumbass (like me).
Posted September 12, 2017.
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3 people found this review funny
17.9 hrs on record
I was eating those beans-are you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ insane? I WAS EATING. THOSE BEANS.
Posted December 4, 2016.
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3 people found this review helpful
30.4 hrs on record (26.7 hrs at review time)
This game is fantastic. A very fun spin off of the Oregon Trail, with some interesting mechanics to it. If it ever goes on sale I would highly advise picking it up + the final expansion.
Posted October 22, 2015.
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2 people found this review helpful
5.5 hrs on record
6/10, it's a game.
Posted August 24, 2014.
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2 people found this review helpful
7.9 hrs on record
I have 3 and a half hours of this game and I've only played one match. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. pls fix matchmaking
Posted February 2, 2014.
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