Recent reviews by Kaffee Sahne

An undying legend of a game. Beautifully immersive for its age, the soundtrack (with the original songs restored) is god tier and the story beats any game released in the last 10 years. You come back to this game to replay it from start to finish every couple years just like you'd rewatch your favorite old movie.

Every time you played with toy cars as a kid, racing them, crashing them into each other, sliding them across the shiny wooden floor and getting chewed out by your parents for it, you probably had plenty of fun, but secretly wished you could see them come to life.
Your wish has been granted. Here's BeamNG and it's already the best driving game of all time. And it's not even anywhere near finished yet.
You can experience the most thrilling and visceral of races with excellent physics simulation. You can chill out in the shoes of a truck or bus driver. You can knock yourself out laughing until you can't breathe watching the AI drive a Pigeon around. You can crash each and every car in spectacularly brutal ways in slow-motion and count how many different gruesome deaths you've suffered. It never gets old and it never stops being fun. There's always something new to do in this brilliant, brilliant game. Expect to be tempted to purchase a racing sim rig very soon after picking up BeamNG.
I can't wait to see what it's gonna look like 5 years from now.

Very promising retro shooter that was utterly screwed into the ground by the publishers and the studio. I absolutely refuse to fund this crap. Please reconsider buying this game.

Amazing one-of-a-kind space simulator slash RTS game. If the gameplay doesn't completely entrance you, then the atmosphere and the soundtrack will. Cannot recommend enough for the price.

When I finished Undertale, I thought my life was going to change for the better.
I was wrong.
You cannot improve what Dota has already destroyed. Cyka blyat.