i hamed in 2002

My 👨 neighbors 👪 ask 🙏 me 😭 why I'm limping down 🔻 the 👏 way
And who 😂 that 😏 fellow 👨 was 👏 that 😏 came 💦 by yesterday
I quickly turn 🔄 my face 😀 before 😂 I 👁 start 🔘 to 💦 blush 😳
'Cause 🎸 frankly 🎸 there 🎸 is 🎸 nothing 🚫🎸 I 🎸 can 🎸 say 🗣

I've always 🔥 had 💋 a 👌 thing 📴 for 🍆 pushing the 👏 extremes
And I've 👁 just 👏 got a 👌 thing 📴 you 👈 won't 🚫 find 🔭 in 👏 the 👏 magazines 📖
This molded silicone 😏 has 👏 got me 😭 begging 😩 please
Give 🎸 me 🎸 more 🎸 of 🎸 what 🎸 I 🎸 really 🎸 need 😍

'Cause there 👌 is 💦 no 🙅 ♥♥♥♥ 🍆 like 💖 horse 🐴 ♥♥♥♥ 🍆
Send your 👏 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 🍑 into 👉 shock 😰
You need 👉 horse 🐴 ♥♥♥♥ 🍆 of 💦 course-♥♥♥♥ 🍆
Grab 🎸 the 🎸 lube 💦🎸 and 🎸 slam 🎸 the 🎸 day 🎸🌞 away

My shaft 🍆 is 💦 quivering, my 👨 balls 🏀 are 🔢 turning 🔄 blue 💙 as
I think 💭 of 💦 drinking 🍻 in 👏 a 👌 foot 👟 or 💁 even 🌃 two 😍
My favorite 😍 stallion 🐴 that I 👁 keep 👌 in 👏 my 👨 top 🔝 drawer
Slip 🎸 it 🎸 in 🎸 and 🎸 out 🎸 be 🎸 dripping 🎸 goo 💦

As I 👁 take 👊 more 🍗 ♥♥♥♥, 🍆 horse 🐴 ♥♥♥♥ 🍆
Shut the 👏 door 🚪 and 👏 turn 🔄 the 👏 lock 🔒
Is your 👏 ♥♥♥♥ 🍆 a 👌 horse 🐴 ♥♥♥♥? 🍆
You 🎸 will 🎸 never 🙅🎸 hear 👂🎸 me 🎸 saying 🗣🎸 neigh! 🐴

'Cause there 👌 is 💦 no 🙅 ♥♥♥♥ 🍆 like 💖 horse 🐴 ♥♥♥♥ 🍆
Rub my 👨 ♥♥♥♥ 🍆 inside 💠 a 👌 sock
Don't stop 🚫 now, 👋 horse 🐴 ♥♥♥♥
Stretch 🎸 out 🎸 my 🎸 insides 🎸 and 🎸 make 🎸 me 🎸 pray 🙏

My lovely horse 🐴 ♥♥♥♥, 🍆 horse 🐴 ♥♥♥♥ 🍆
Shoop de doop dep da 🎸 da 🎸 da 🎸
Ba da 🎸 da 🎸 horse 🐴 ♥♥♥♥, 🍆 horse 🐴 ♥♥♥♥ 🍆
Yap 🎸 da 🎸 da 🎸 da 🎸 da 🎸 da 🎸 da 🎸 da 🎸 daa

is this man dead?

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