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6 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
11.9 hrs on record
Early Access Review
This game has potential, but it's just not there yet. I was really excited for this game, and I've had a reasonably fun first 10 hours in the game, but I hate to say that at this point in time, the game is a bit underwhelming. It's gorgeous and charming yet it feels bare. You can build a city, manage a dozen simple logistics lines, and maintain slow growth. Afterwards, it's just rinse and repeat. The combat is yearning to be total war-esque, but winning is already accomplished by just supplying a bigger army than your opponent. After that, it's point and click combat. I love the idea of having multiple cities with specializations, but the specialization trees are really simply and not as impactful as you'd hope.

I adored Banished, but if you played Banished, you've played this game in its current state. I'm rooting for the dev and really hope to be pleasantly surprised when I come back in a year or two to a more complete and innovative game, but today, I just don't find myself wanting to play much more.

The best parts--the graphics (fantastic!), immersion/vibes, and potential. The disappointing parts--point and click combat, simple and repetitive logistical tasks, lack of late game goals, unfulfilled potential.
Posted April 30.
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0.4 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Very unfriendly to new players not bog
Posted December 3, 2021.
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1 person found this review funny
425.7 hrs on record (15.4 hrs at review time)
help
Posted September 9, 2021. Last edited September 9, 2021.
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1.8 hrs on record (1.0 hrs at review time)
Very good control set up and responsiveness is also fantastic. Played 2 games and then decided it was totally 100% worth the 0 cents I paid for it. Would recommend
Things I'd like to do as well as play again:
tell my girlfriend i love her
not drop the soap
commit happiness in front of my family
Posted November 23, 2020. Last edited November 23, 2020.
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2 people found this review helpful
952.9 hrs on record (255.8 hrs at review time)
I oculdn't think of a review, so here's a recipe for blueberry muffins instead:

Heat oven to 375°.
Grease 18 regular-size muffin cups (or 12 large size muffins).
In bowl, mix butter until creamy. Add sugar and beat until pale and fluffy.
Add eggs one at a time, beating after each.
Beat in vanilla, baking powder and salt.
With spoon, fold in half of flour then half of milk into batter; repeat.
Fold in blueberries.
Spoon into muffin cups and sprinkle topping onto each muffin.
Bake 15 to 20 minutes, until golden brown and springy to touch.
Posted November 25, 2018.
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2 people found this review helpful
446.9 hrs on record (429.9 hrs at review time)
I oculdn't think of a review, so here's a recipe for blueberry muffins instead:

Heat oven to 375°.
Grease 18 regular-size muffin cups (or 12 large size muffins).
In bowl, mix butter until creamy. Add sugar and beat until pale and fluffy.
Add eggs one at a time, beating after each.
Beat in vanilla, baking powder and salt.
With spoon, fold in half of flour then half of milk into batter; repeat.
Fold in blueberries.
Spoon into muffin cups and sprinkle topping onto each muffin.
Bake 15 to 20 minutes, until golden brown and springy to touch.
Posted November 26, 2016.
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1,141.2 hrs on record (836.8 hrs at review time)
Hats, Strangers, and Dancing. What more can a man ask for? 10/10
Posted July 19, 2012. Last edited September 13, 2014.
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