Recent reviews by Alphecca

Dear Cygames, incoming trade offer:

I receive: Galleon as a playable character.

You receive: your wife and kids back.

I've always hated OSHA, speedrunning violations is the only way to get things done.

My fortress is a machine that turns nobles into wereiguana food.

Enjoyable only when quoting Kung Pow quips mid-combat against the resident Discord femboy.

I have shown the Beast that his guerrilla tactics are nothing compared to my gorilla warfare. My crack-addled spider monkey agility and chimpanzee throws have turned him to cower in his rat holes like the pathetic vermin he is.

I choose not to leave the Bunker, for I am the boss of this gym. Vive la France.

DOOM Eternal but better, at a consistently faster pace, and takes up less space (2gb) than my dedicated Ganyu futa feet folder.

I'mma be honest I got no clue what actually goes on in this I just sleep on the floor with full-body tracking.

I hope she breaks my neck and also my balls.

Covid and WWIII for Elden Ring.
The law of equivalent exchange strikes again.
The terms are acceptable, and a small price to pay.

The reason why I open carry to the aquarium and the zoo.