Met this guy a while back in a game called Squad. He was the quirky white boy of the group. He liked brainrot before it was popular. He also takes his meat soft. Absolute chudmaxxer this guy. Never seen someone munt like him. Gooning is his favorite past time and he's even edged through a whole murder documentary. This is one hell of a guy.

I dont talk to obese man chuds over the internet.

hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk you look really nice and fun xxx

Turns out they all lived in a warehouse, one I had burned to the ground before leaving his disembodied head on a pike outside. Thirteen bodies were recovered that night, according to the local 9 o'clock news broadcast. Mexicans have a lot of kids, you know. Don't ♥♥♥♥ with me or my family, you "little ♥♥♥♥♥". You wanna play hardball, let's play hardball.

I don't care who you are or how many civilians you killed in Iraq, you don't intimidate me. Twelve years ago I killed 3 men in Tijuana after they tried to steal my van. I didn't really need the van, nor did I have to chase them down with an axe, I just didn't want them to find my stash of obscure digimon pornography. The last transgressor standing, a rather stocky fellow in a red striped polo swore on his grave that his brothers would avenge him. I obliged to deliver my "condolences" to his next of kin and severed every tendon between his head and torso within four swings. Two days later I found myself in El Paso after recovering enough information from Ricardo's wallet to track his immediate family down.

Kinda lame