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Recent reviews by 🌹Lotus Prince🌹

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1 person found this review helpful
21.3 hrs on record (19.3 hrs at review time)
Just, Yes.
Posted March 19, 2020.
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48.1 hrs on record (18.5 hrs at review time)
I'm at peace.
Posted February 16, 2020.
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19.2 hrs on record
Just, Yes....
Posted January 6, 2020.
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1 person found this review funny
10.2 hrs on record
Made my depression worse. 10/10
Posted December 27, 2019.
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0.5 hrs on record
Leon is sexy
Posted January 11, 2019.
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24.5 hrs on record (12.0 hrs at review time)
I'm not well.... It's late....3 A.M, I'm hot and sweaty... my eyes are bloodshot from the constant cascade of flashing lights and the blood red hue of daggers fanning out like a thousand suns. Blinking for even a second could mean Death...I should be in bed, but no.... im here, surrounded by darkness in a tiny arena, with a singular beam of light streaming down almost mockingly from Heaven. A vast array of beasts from the depths of hell assault me from every angle. Dodge, Jump, Strafe...DIE. Death comes so frequent it is as if each life blends into one another. There is no retry button, you just reenter the same hell Over and Over again, as if unable to wake from a terrible nightmare. Skulls laughingly mock you as they chase you around as they spray out from Cthulu-like Octopus towers. Grating reverberations echo throughout the chasm as giant spiders, centipedes and scorpions Zerg-rush you from every angle. Each time you think, "I can make it, just a bit longer." and then you don't... But you practice and practice and practice and slowly but surely you get better. and you survive, if only for a fraction of a second longer. The leaderboard taunts you, and it slowly gets into your head that THIS will be the ATTEMPT. But here I am.... 4 hours later, still clawing towards my PB in the hopes I can last JUST A BIT LONGER. IT's Not a matter of if, but when HELL swallows you whole.

Devil Daggers... it's A Crack Cocaine Psychedelic Hell RAVE.... Get IT.
Posted December 6, 2018. Last edited December 6, 2018.
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166.4 hrs on record (9.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
They say you can never hit the shots you don't take, 9/10 times the shots you do take don't hit ♥♥♥♥. 10/10 would play again.
Posted September 21, 2017.
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2 people found this review helpful
95.5 hrs on record (80.1 hrs at review time)
"Got their asses whipped like a Novigrad ♥♥♥♥♥" 10/10 would play again.
Posted October 23, 2016.
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22.5 hrs on record (9.7 hrs at review time)
Ubersreik has a lazy ass Town-Watch. 10/10 would play again
Posted October 17, 2015.
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