Recent reviews by "focait"

The game is great. Loving the story, loving the gameplay, but the PERFORMANCE is just awful.
How, in 2023, are you releasing a game that's so poorly optimized it crashes DURING ITS CUTSCENES?

I've put 29 hours in so far, and when the game works, it's great! But wringing those hours out of it has been a struggle with awful framerates and frequent crashing.

UPDATE:
After a long series of patches, game's playable. And very recommendable!

I went into this game knowing nothing about it, and I recommend you go into it that way, too. This really is a strong game, and it really hit home for me in a way I was not expecting it to hit me. I highly recommend experiencing it, too.

10/10
Best Bag-throwing simulator on the market
also there's this shooty sneaky crimey thing, but ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, this is an amazing bag-throwing simulator

♥♥♥♥ THE HELICOPTER CONTROLS
♥♥♥♥ THE MANDATORY HELICOPTER MISSIONS
♥♥♥♥ NOT BEING TAUGHT, SHOWN, OR OTHERWISE EXPLAINED TO HOW TO FLY A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HELICOPTER
♥♥♥♥ THE HELICOPTERS
otherwise great game 9 ♥♥♥♥ THE HELICOPTERS out of 10 ♥♥♥♥ THE HELICOPTERS

This game is amazing. Usually for these reccomendations, I put myself as a character into the game universe, but I just can't do that here. It's awesome. This is like Saint's Row as directed by Michael Bay, it's got the American Military Effing some ess Up, it's got a near-fetishistic love of explosions, and It's got a grappling hook. That can attach a man to an airplane. It's got a lot of weapons (with upgrades) and a grappling hook. This is about as attached to reality as a teflon-coated oil. You can drive a car off a building onto an airplane, then highjack the airplane and surf on the nose all the way into an unsuspecting soldier. And then blow up an oil platform. Play it now, I swear to you you will enjoy it, unless your initals are MJA with the letters "ichael" "ohn" and "tkinson" following them respectively. LOOK HIM UP! AND BUY THIS GAME!

Now listen here, guys and gals, lemme tell ya about a magical place called the Strip. This humble little chunk of the Ol' New California Republic isn't at all like the rest o' the former US. New Vegas, formerly Las Vegas, is just as perfect a place as it was 'fore the ♥♥♥♥ hit the paddle. To y'all comin' from the East coast, West coast, the Toast Coast, whate'er. Gamblin' Galore! Y'all can play your hearts out there, but watch out for th' Wild Mojave Wastelands, If ya ain't being protected by the NCR. Come on in, ev'ryone 'ere is friendly, hell, we even got our own village o' Super Mutants, and even they're as kind as can be! Only 'ceptions are the Legion, Fiends, 'n Powder Gangers. Those buckos are bad news. Our gracious protection from the NCR even grants us access to military-grade defense! So grab yer tickets, water, and good attitudes, New Vegas welcomes you!

This game was once something beautiful. It still is, on community servers.

But in its current state? There's no reason to play it in casual mode. It's infested with bots that make the game utterly unplayable. You'll get kicked by them before you ever get to play a match.

This needs to change. Either just give up on the game wholesale -- stop adding new ♥♥♥♥ for people to pay for -- or fix it. #FixTF2

This "Undead apocalypse" ♥♥♥♥ has been around for 3 weeks. You've been prayin' to god for it to end. Well boy, it ain't workin'. Prayin' harder didn't work when your pastor ate the brains of the deacon! Now the only thing protectin you is ya gun, ya wits, three a yall's freinds and that voice inside that says "I ain't takin' this ♥♥♥♥ no longer!" Take the apocalypse to those undead sonsabitches! Southern hospitality is for the living, and those damned zombies need to learn the law of Frontier Justice!

Does a giant Truck that shoots lasers and flies make much sense to you? If the answer is no, then you have not Played Garry's Mod. If The Answer is yes but you have not played Garry's mod, You should se a pyschologist. Anyway, This game is a sandbox modification of Half Life 2, designed to....well, you design it! You define what is logical, practical, or physically possible. With props from most source games used to define your world, This game is limitless. If You love designing, user friendly programming, or just beating everything senseless with a ragdoll this game is for you!