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2 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
689.2 hrs on record
When it was owned by the first set of scammers, it was called War Z and it was great. Then drama happened so they had to change it to infestation. That was a the start of the end for this game.

Along came a player who was absolutely horrible at the game. Little freddy got frustraited with playing so poorly, he decided to put himself on par with everybody else by creating a little cheat for the game.

Creating cheats for the game helped little freddy forget about his little pp. Little freddyboy realized... hey.... theres a LOT of pathetic smol pp bois out there, so he realized he could make it public and monitize it. Freddy boi could finally make some money because of his smol pp, this is great!

Because the first set of scammers were just that, scammers, once they felt like it was optimal, they stopped putting any effort or money into the game. Enter phase 2, the hoover phase. Time to suck up AS MUCH MONEY AS POSSIBLE. with no money going into the game, it was pure pr$fit.

Phase 2 was very very simple, but once complete, caused phase 3!

Enter stage left, little Freddy boi. Smol pp in hand helped scammers 1 get even more out of the game, so he could take over the scamming. With many less cheaters, the tiniest bit of effort in MS paint, and a couple handful of lies to past Warz fans, Freddy boi could pump and dump even MORE money out of it. Hence, season of scammer 2.

Before the lies were known to be lies, there was a resurgence of players hoping that Freddie boi was the answer, not knowing about his incurable disease of smol pp. As time passed players dropped noticeably, and arose the private hacks for the game.

Now i don't know for sure if it is Freddy boi making private cheats for his friends. (in his public cheat that ruined the game, Freddy boi was able to put account names into the back end of the cheat so THOSE players didn't show up on the cheat 90% of the player base was using.) which would not surprise me at all, he is actually genuinely a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ enough person, i wouldn't put it past him.

That or he wants to ignore the problem, because he wants people to think he is the best H@ck3r boi out there, but with player numbers as abysmally low as they are, when there's only literally 2 or 3 people blatantly cheating, you notice because that accounts for 75% of the server population.


Anyways, once a great game ruined by 2 sets of scammers who only want money.

P.S. If i get hacked tonight or my identity stolen, we know what mastermind h@ck3r boi it was.
Posted May 6.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.6 hrs on record
Overall, a pretty boring game. Its very very simple, the mechanics dont need to be crazy in depth, but i wasnt expecting ONLY a 4 directional movement system. Literally requires no other buttons or thought.

The map layouts are very small, reused assets over and over and over again. The art style is great, but when you pair it with dialog that feels like it was written by a 15 year old indian boy using only one hand.

It helped me waste an hour, but after that hour was up, it made me feel like i wasted my time.

Ive played some incredibly stupid time wasting games, and those dont compare to how incomplete this one felt. Overall .5/10 Would have been an easy 0 if the game cost any kind of money, or the art style wasnt so good.

Horrid experience.


Edit: I would like to personally apologise to Deadbroke, steam profile number 76561199013459530

This review triggered him so badly he HAD to leave a comment to try and insult me. Everybody poor one out for the little guy. hes upset.
Posted April 9. Last edited May 1.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
39.2 hrs on record
Its good.
Posted November 24, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
448.4 hrs on record (77.3 hrs at review time)
---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☑ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☐ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☑ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second live for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☑ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☑ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }---
☐ 1
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☐ 10




Great game, learning curve is more about game mechanics. 8/10 would dual wield shotguns again.
Posted November 26, 2019. Last edited September 2, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
41.7 hrs on record (29.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
A battle royale game that has "realistic" shooting and physics, but with the addition of the 3 "classes" it adds an arcade feel to that realistic gameplay. I understand a lot of people may not like that kind of thing, but i enjoy an added layer of skill and stratergy. Another way to dominate your opponents other than raw aim. Its also a great way to speed up the gameplay in a natural way.

I also enjoy the spawning system. I remember playing "the culling" and loving the spawn system, just walking out of a randomly placed spawn point. This pleases all play styles. Want to be completely solo? You can spawn somewhere with no players. Only confident fighting one, or maybe two other players? Easily able to do so. This makes everybody happy. I dont know about you guys but every BR ive played had its hot zone, and i get tired of dive bombing into tilted towers time after time. This system fixes that, rather than one popular hot zone theres 3-4.
Posted November 14, 2018.
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6 people found this review helpful
81.2 hrs on record (72.0 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
After hundred of hours of dayz mod in arma 2, and arma 3, i put 77 hours into this pile of ♥♥♥♥, maybe in another 5 years when its released it will be playable. The only thing worse than this game is the fanboys and subreddit users who think its good.

The "team" of devs have had less progess in improving the game in 3, almost 4 years than a 18 year old can do modding arma 3 in his bedroom in a month.

I wish i had 50$ and 77 hours of my life back, i will never even think about buying another game from these devs unless its finished and done with.

Go slam your ♥♥♥♥ the the car door, with a half chub, and you will have more fun than this game can give you.

I wish devs would offer refunds to people who bought it 4 years ago, then again they would refund most of the copies they sold.

People ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ about sergey titov and WarZ, he was also just money hungry for sales, but he had the decency to let us have a year of fun before he ♥♥♥♥♥♥ that game up.

Edit: Oh god, Maca gave us the perfect example of a fanboi who thinks the game is in a good place! Thank you, Mr.Tard for giving me a perfect example.
Posted January 31, 2017. Last edited January 31, 2017.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
1,854.0 hrs on record (1,386.6 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
Fun game, cant just play casually.
Posted November 24, 2016.
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4 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
6.9 hrs on record (6.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
What h1z1 WANTED to be, and to top it off even better, the devs of this game LISTEN to the community and dont have their heads up their brown eyes.
Posted March 4, 2016.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
60.7 hrs on record (22.9 hrs at review time)
After playing both the first and second for hundreds of hours each, i can easily say this is even better than the first two.
This game is great for anybody who likes to just demolish the world, and kill anything they see. Its one of the most beautiful games i have ever played. I have just explored and flew around for hours just looking at the landscape.
Theres only 2 con to this game, it has bethesda style glitches, not gamebreaking but can be annoying. The second is driving. The cars are extremely sticky and tight to turn. Normally this wouldnt be an issue because its just cause! who uses a car in this game? Well sadly there is mini games that make you use one, and they can be quite annoying to beat because of that reason. All around an easy 9/10.
Posted December 21, 2015.
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