A man arrives home and was absolutely delighted when he saw that someone had stolen every single lamp from his house

I asked my North Korean friend how it was there. He said he couldn't complain.

And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life."
But John came fifth and won a toaster

Whiteboards are remarkable

My Youtube - contains mostly TF2 jump, remnants of simpler times :')

>> jump_torii_v3 - my first map
>> jump_azure_v2 - getting the hang of things
>> jump_aurora_v2 - named after another jumper
>> jump_gateway_v4 - lots of concepts that evaded previous maps got into this one
>> jump_lanc_v3 - really got into the groove of jump mapping
>> jump_finite_v2 - my favourite :D, includes my greatest jump
>> jump_carrot_a5 - my first purely airpogo map
>> jump_arugula_b4 - make sure you eat your veggies
>> jump_vulc_a2 - imo not very good :x
>> jump_stella_v2 - my most recent map (2018)... i really like this one

Maps I've contributed to::
>> jump_christmas
>> jump_iT_final
>> jump_ofthehats
>> jump_tf

tf2 jump was a good time ^^