Papa
John   United States
Level
83
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I am a very important man.
-I hold first place in the backwash boogaloo 4 years running.

-I have alzheimers.

-My arch nemesis is the infamous Barry Spaggot (He blew up the vegas strip).

-My dad single handedly took down Spagooly Joe and the scooter gang.

-I have a pet glove I call Dave. I feed him rocks and ground beef through his finger holes.

-My alter ego lepper larry can be found in your boo's bedsheets.

-I have alzheimers.

-Slip your hands down my pants and it'll feel like your brushing a horses' teeth.

-Dont test me or my bedazzled heelies. [i.pinimg.com] :csgob: O :Y: :jobsim_hand:
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Starling May 11 @ 1:45pm 
How's mama's little pogchamp?
ThinlySlicedHam Jan 23 @ 5:25pm 
I jerk it a LOT
xBunnii Jun 23, 2021 @ 3:55pm 
*kisses in dutch*
ryuohh Jun 3, 2021 @ 6:46am 
HEY DAD UMMM UR PROFILE BACKGROUND IS SETTING OFF MY ANTI VIRUS CAUSE ITS SO COOL ANFD DANK UMMMM PLEASE CHANGE IT????
ThinlySlicedHam Jun 1, 2021 @ 7:34pm 
Yo papa you didn't reply to my text so figured I would try here. I'm sorry about getting mad about you taking pics of my toilet in my house when I walked in I thought it was some weird fetish thing but I guess I overreacted whatever they were for you can come back and take more pics
ryuohh Jun 1, 2021 @ 10:52am 
hi dad