-I hold first place in the backwash boogaloo 4 years running.

-I have alzheimers.

-My arch nemesis is the infamous Barry Spaggot (He blew up the vegas strip).

-My dad single handedly took down Spagooly Joe and the scooter gang.

-I have a pet glove I call Dave. I feed him rocks and ground beef through his finger holes.

-My alter ego lepper larry can be found in your boo's bedsheets.

-I have alzheimers.

-Slip your hands down my pants and it'll feel like your brushing a horses' teeth.

-Dont test me or my bedazzled heelies. [i.pinimg.com] O