Recent reviews by 🥭Z҉é҉ ҉D҉A҉ ҉M҉A҉N҉G҉A҉

No option to hide helmet in cutscenes 0/10

I paid 70€ to throw a grenade, die to an exploding car, spawn where my grenade landed, only to die again. Then the game crashed

I'm loving it

Now i have an excuse to sell all my Hotwheels cars; to buy virtual versions of those same cars.
P.S.: Trackmania elitists will tell you their track editor is better :'D it's not .

haha so this guy came up to me and he was like:

"Mega shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Mega shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Mega shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Mega shark!"

anyway that kept me from buying this game till now
10/10 would play baseball with a human for a ball

With elements from rogue-lite, platforming, deathruns and a bit of parkour, Phantom Abyss creates a fresh gameplay with the use of 1st person camera, and puts you on the shoes of a whip wielding explorer as you run your way through trap ridden tombs in what feels like a 3D Temple Run. Watch as other people's phantoms run ahead giving you hints in where to go for hidden treasures and die in traps just so you don't. Progress enough and you get a chance to claim a Relic and get out, sealing the tomb forever, or delve deeper into other Biomes and try your luck at a chance of better Whips. (which you buy when you return from a run)
While the game content right now is certainly not that much, the core gameplay loop is fun and keeps you entertained, and will many times get your palms sweaty as you try to end a run with half a heart left.
Given the game is in early access, it has immense potential and I can think of hundreds of ideas that can easily be implemented to keep the gameplay feeling new for a long time, and the dev team is invested and listens to feedback. I'm eager for future updates on this and they plan on integrating real multiplayer (not just ghost recordings) so that will be fun.. :)

Short and fun! (the game)
Long and hard ( my sword)

• You will play this game
  
• You will fail
  
• You will fail again
  
• You will not press "skip level"
  
• You will bob your head to the music
  
• You will get the demon waifus
  
• You will make those pancakes and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ THEY WILL TASTE GOOD!

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10/10 would go through hell again

I don't know man, it never really rained..
+ Fun, replayable gameplay loop
+ One of the most fun co-op experiences
+ Amazing Soundtrack
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- no rain :/

I played for 1000h+ and i still get tutorials, i love it!
You can pet the pig and choose the pacifist route by only capturing monsters!
You can also dress-up your waifu character as you like!
Enjoy meals you can't afford IRL because you spent around 100$ on the game!
Apparently PETA doesn't like this game and i'm fine with that.