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4 people found this review helpful
0.1 hrs on record
Early Access Review
It's so so far from being finished and isn't really playable to me at the moment. It feels like it's trying to be a f2p Arma or Insurgent, but they aren't close to them, and those games are old.
Posted April 25, 2023.
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3 people found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
107.4 hrs on record (24.0 hrs at review time)
I'm not going to bother reviewing BF2042. So here's how to freeze garlic:

  1. Peel the garlic completely and remove any large green sprouts
  2. Use a knife to chop finely repeatedly or use a food processor to pulse the garlic
  3. Transfer the garlic paste into small freezer safe storage bags

It's that easy
Posted March 15, 2023.
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30.6 hrs on record
Great game! So many options!
Posted November 26, 2019.
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46.4 hrs on record
Great game! Creating a server is a bit rough,
Posted June 30, 2019.
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6.9 hrs on record (0.8 hrs at review time)
Visually, this game is amazing! The building aspect is fantastic. But whoever designed the controls for this game should be put down... the person who designed the pathing system should also be jailed. I have never experienced a worse system. Also, the control layout is awful. I know you'll say I can change them, but it's hard to change something when you don't know what it does.
Posted February 8, 2019. Last edited November 27, 2022.
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45.6 hrs on record (42.0 hrs at review time)
One of the best games I have played. The games art is extremely refreshing. The story is easy to follow and pulls you in. Every npc plays into the theme and how you percieve the story.

1999 Mode Adds a lot of difficulty
Posted November 26, 2016. Last edited November 22, 2017.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.4 hrs on record
***DISCLAIMER****
-I only played 25 minutes
-I am not a fan of the hundreds of Asain MMORPG's

I am not sure why companies keep making near copy and paste asain mmorpg's. The characters always looks the exact same with extremely similar looking armour.

Pros:
-Free-to-play
-Simple unintuitive combat
-Npc's dont rely on you to kill an enemy

Cons:
-Jailors are from Kung Foo Panda
-Really bad character creation
-Only 5 Classes
-Terribley long load times
-Drab textures
-Suprisingly enough the mounts feel clunky
-Absolutely awful voice acting (the first bosses voice is laughably
Posted July 7, 2016.
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1 person found this review funny
9.7 hrs on record (7.1 hrs at review time)
I started a fresh new world. Everyone was happy, buildings were going up like a wildfire. Starvation moved in overnight and my population started to dwindle. Turns out I forgot to build anything that would provide food. By morning I was left with two "survivors". The years past as those two built up the village. Near their death they had a single child. By the time the child was the age of five, both his parents had died. But he carried on their tradition.

He is the one true ruler of this world.
Posted June 15, 2015.
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1 person found this review helpful
1.7 hrs on record
The movement in this game is Dark Souls Level. Jumping and gliding are almost suicide as your character dashes in random direction and then slides off EVERY platform that is slightly angled.
Posted February 12, 2015.
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6 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
9.4 hrs on record (8.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
It needs to be optomized better. It is marketed as a RPG without any role-playing element at the current state. The building mechanics are amazing and it gives a lot of potential to people who love to create. I can only imagine what the minecraft builders could do in this.
The graphics are very nice at high, but you won't be able to play the game at anything above medium. There is just too much in the environment and buildings. All the servers have low population, though the houses that are built are huge. This causes a ton of lag on the server and the players system. Until it is able to be played on entry level gaming computers, it won't become popular.
Posted October 19, 2014.
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