Clonc
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2. I will accept you if we played games together or I know you.

3. I will block obvious scammer/suspicious profiles that add me.

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Random little story:

Title: The Rat Swallowing Champion

Vince was known throughout the city of New York as the king of rat swallowing. He had a talent like no other, being able to consume more rats in one sitting than anyone else in the city. People would gather from near and far to witness his incredible feat of swallowing live rats whole.

But Vince wasn't always the rat swallowing king. He had humble beginnings, growing up in the streets of Brooklyn with nothing but his wits and his hunger for success. He discovered his talent one day when he was dared by his friends to eat a live rat, and to everyone's amazement, he did it without hesitation.

Word of Vince's incredible talent spread quickly through the city, and soon he was being invited to all the top parties and events to showcase his unique skill. He became a local celebrity, with people clamoring to see him in action.

But as Vince's fame grew, so did the dangers of his chosen profession. Rats carry all sorts of diseases and parasites, and Vince's health began to suffer. He was plagued by constant stomach pains and fevers, but he refused to give up his passion.

One fateful night, during a particularly grand event at a wealthy socialite's mansion, disaster struck. As Vince swallowed his final rat of the evening, he felt a sharp pain in his stomach and collapsed in agony. He was rushed to the hospital, where doctors discovered that he had contracted a rare and deadly disease from the rats he had been consuming.

Vince fought bravely for his life, but in the end, he succumbed to the illness. The city mourned the loss of their beloved rat swallowing king, a tragic reminder of the dangers of chasing fame and glory at any cost.

And so, the legend of Vince, the king of rat swallowing of New York, lived on in the hearts and minds of those who had witnessed his incredible talent and untimely demise. But his story also served as a cautionary tale, a reminder that sometimes the price of success can be too high to pay.


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