Recent reviews by Lord Money Shot

Ever been mugged in alley? this is what it feels like. They told me it was ark, they told me it was SEA OF THIEVES, BUT TRULY IT WAS GETTING MUGGED SIMULATOR.

The amount of hours Ive spent on trying to organize the vegetation is beyond me. Honestly, the hardest part of the game isn't the survival portion, but the need to organzie structures, vegetation and so forth. Can truly say that I enjoy the mods that come from the communtiy, well at least 25% of them.

This war isnt a forgiving one...



[Spoilers]



Flash to a Data Transmission destroying mission with a beacon set within a gas station. My last mission had gone terribly and I had faced repercussions such as having a majority of my A class soldiers be injured and or are shaken. I had to send in my B Team comprised with two squaddies, two demolitions experts, and two specialists. all was going quite smoothly for a team of basically squaddies, until we reached the gas station. After eliminating the few Advent soldiers that lurked around the area I sent in the Earth's Champion...A demolition expert...He spoke for the trees...he made it always sunny...
Sorry I was getting too carried away, back to the story we made it to the front doors of the gas station with the gas refueling pumps completely destroyed. most of the squad scattered around behind various amounts of cover. I sent in my veteran demolition expert to scope out the situation, because tactically i wanted to keep safe the squaddies because of their low health. Then suddenly a viper, a mech advent, and a riot advent specialist came from the shadows. both advent soldiers surrounding the Demolition expert, while the viper sat in the back behind the counter like a coward. i sprang quickly into action and had all my troops open fire on them, only being able to kill the riot soldier with his stupid taser sword. It was there i knew that the Demolition expert was doomed, it wasn't the advent mech soldier that took him...no it was much worst the viper. we were down to the last turn to finish the mission and destroy the transmitter device, and it was because of our Demolition expert's sacrifice that dark events did not progress. So in a quick turn of events i had to sacrifice my all soldiers' action for this turn and destroy the transmitter device thereby allowing Danny Devito to be bounded by the Viper and horrifically killed. We made it out of there but to what means can we say we won? i had to say thank you the guardian of this plant, Danny Devito...he spoke for the trees.

Overall 1000/10 Danny spoke for the trees.

3 Playthroughs ive gone through. So many tears, over the fallen, so much mourning, Its like a Game of Thrones, that you play with your own children, whom you helped develope. You offer them the best armor, Weapons, and gadgets that you could afford Only to see your son/Daughter get their life taken away by that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Thin Man.. Curse them... you scream.. as you realised that no matter how hard you try they will never come back... all that time you spent nurturing them was all for not.

(Spoiler)
It was the Final Mission assault on The Temple Ship, my Six Soldiers were ready, A support Named CJ, A Support Named Texas Tan(Had to put myself in to feel the game truly), A Heavy named Taylor , A Sniper named Robert, A Support Named Kola, and assault named Ben. All of them Battle Harden, of the 6 half of them were Psionic, Robert, Tayor, and Kola. I fitted them with the best gear that I had to offer, They went in to the mission like any other, assuming their kill count would signifigantly raise. They battled the many enemies that the Temple Ship had to offer, upon reaching the Final Room where the Supreme Etheral floated, I had the feeling in my gut this wasnt to be a easy battle, the battle began with 2 dead Muton Elites, being shot in the head by Robert, with a double tap skill. then came the minor Etherals taking over Ben's and Kola's Minds, both had succumbed to the dark powers of the etheral only to fire apon their own brothers, critically wounding Texas and CJ, It was the last choice I had either kill CJ and Myself, or Kill the Supreme Etheral, i took the shot and killed the Etheral but without knowledge, the cutscene came and Robert Gave his Life to save The Earth, but when the cutscene was in action it still had Me and Cj Critcally wounded on the ship with robert thus ending the lives of half the squad on the Temple Ship. After that gameplay I realised that This game took me through so many turns and twist, you never really have every little plan down to the detail produced visibly.

Id like to say 100/10, mainly cause this game had it all, the terrible chance that you could miss the 99% shot, or make a 5% shot, the times where your newly recruited squaddies decide to blow a hole through your medic's Head out of sheer panic. the cutscenes that made you either crap your pants out of fear of loosing a soldier or a new type fo alien in which you slowly begin to hate and overwhelmingly hate further. 10/10.

I GOT STUCK IN A WALL MAN, ITS BEEN 2 HOURS AND THE WALL IS NOT LETTING RETURN FROM THE GATE UGH

Pretty beautiful game, until the Foxes hunt the hounds, in other words the cannibals jump out of nowhere and molest you no matter how hard you try to run, no matter how much you clench the cannibals will always find a way. GREAT GAME 10/10

By far one of the biggest feudalism games i have played, rather than just being watchful commander from the view of a god, you are but a lowly warrior, leading the charge. Commanding an army is tough, you gotta be a nanny and worry if they're getting enough variety in foods; and if they're enjoying your leadership. in conclusion BEST GAME if you're into nanning, slaughtering, archery, and taking over castles, getting robbed on the road, and trying to be a king/ queen.