Recent reviews by Shaq Fu Panda

You play as John Terraria to kill the 2D Minecrafts.

I think Halo is a pretty cool guy. Eh kills aleins and doesnt afraid of anything.

dude Alan Wake n Bake lmao

I have about 1300 hours on this game (steam didnt count them for some reason) and I must say the best part about this game is the community.

I got bored after like 30 seconds lol too confusing. Bad graphics. Zero bags out of popcorn out of four out of ten.

It has HD in the title and only runs at like 1280x720. I give it 0 out out of 720.

It is a long-accepted cliche that gameplay is more important than graphics but man, the indie tools who made Telebitch just didn't bother at either. Easily the ugliest "lo-fi" "8-bit" (hah!) indie game I've ever had the displeasure of looking at. Big pixels aren't creative anymore guys, it just makes your game look like absolute ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and cements the fact that you didn't try. Oh yeah gameplay is hella boring too, I don't give enough of a ♥♥♥♥ about your ♥♥♥♥♥♥ lore to progress past the 2nd level.

Teleglitch is ugly, its unfun, and most damningly its the perfect example of why "Indie" games are the bottom of the barrel. I feel cheated out of my money even though they gave it away for free. Avoid at all costs.

I wanted to like this game so bad, even to ironically enjoy it as a so bad its good game. But man oh man its just an enormous blunder. The worst part though, the community who is too poor to afford actual Steam games EARNESTLY think it is a good game. Oh the humanity.

They should rename this game The Dankness II.

I was DREADING playing MORE of this game.