Recent reviews by dfg

Utterly broken. Crashes every 30-45 minutes, complimented by an auto save system that doesn't seem to work unless you constantly kill yourself, resulting in having to replay the same boring missions 2-3 times until you get lucky enough to get a crash free run. With my specs at least (Windows 10, 13900k, RTX 4070) it's not possible to complete the tornado mission, i.e. the poster of the game, because it crashes my game every time.

When not crashing the framerate is awful, by default the game freezes several times per minute until you disable the community highscores popups. Even when disabled some of them still show up for a few milliseconds, not long enough to read but long enough to freeze the game.

Nearly every mission is 'pull 4 switches/destroy 4 boxes then stand in one spot for 3 minutes'. JC2 and 3 were much better.

love it

pls rember wen u feel scare or frigten never forget ttimes wen u feeled happy wen day is dark always rember happy day

I've become addicted to speedrunners. And I think I have a crush on Moonraker and Salem.

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The Big Man Ravioli is up to no good again! Antisocial sadist Spiderman must come out of retirement and rain down freedom on defenceless civilians once more, whether they want to be tethered to moving planes or not. It's exactly the same as the 2nd one but better + has wingsuit.

I should find a place that serves tea soon.

Right, whop it out, wella loadsamoney whop it out whaaa loadsamoney wella loadsamoney bosh bosh shoom shoom wallop DOSH whop your wallet, drop your wallet, whop your wallet on the counter whop your wallet SHUT YOUR MOUTH 10/10 glorious game.