Lunatic: I can't cry, I'm not a high enough level

L: WAIT NO ♥♥♥♥
L: MONSTER TRUCKS
L: MASCULINITY AND TESTOSTERONE AND PECS
L: AND EXPLOSIONS AND IRON MAIDEN AND SICK RIFFS
L: hah, she's cute
L: NO
L: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

L: I'm too gay to die

L: ♥♥♥♥ you you're a schoolgirl

El: because not even string theorists know ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ string theory
El: because it's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ crazy as ♥♥♥♥
El: not even the string theorists believe it

rats: Talking to you vocally is fun because you treat it as if you're conversing with a hydrogen bomb triggered by acting calmly.
rats: Thus you're perpetually hyperventilating and squealing like testosterone is something you read about in a cosmo magazine a while back.
rats: It's very fascinating to watch.

rats: ♥♥♥♥♥
Lunatic: docks
rats: why is that the only way to get your attention
Lunatic: I WONDER
rats: Its like the bat symbol but gayer
rats: It's like if you were batman commissioner Gordon would have to hire some male strippers with megaphones rather than use some dingy signal beam

sarkeh. <3 Lunatic: she's even started btiching at the scrambled eggs
sarkeh. <3 Lunatic: i made
sarkeh. <3 Lunatic: because my mom liked mine over the egg she made
Lunatic: you could say
Lunatic: you egged her on
sarkeh. <3 Lunatic: oops
sarkeh. <3 Lunatic: oops
sarkeh. <3 Lunatic: ooops

Lunatic: are you a man
Lunatic: a woman
Lunatic: or a skeleton
Shaft Raft: Um excuse me I don't appreciate your cisgender norms
Shaft Raft: I'm a tri-skeletal spookster
Shaft Raft: god some people

rats: BUSY WITH WHAT QUEERMO BATMAN

Lunabells: listen
Lunabells: you're gay
Mr. Manager: I can hear it
Mr. Manager: Like whenever you say listen
Mr. Manager: I hear your tremulous voice in my head

Malicious: only you, Woona, can determine!
Lunatic: The only thing I can determine is the fact that All Star fits in the steam messenger

Lunatic: (Paste of All Star)
Sarkeh.: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Sarkeh.: what the ♥♥♥♥

Critikal: I heard you survive on photosynthesis like a moss

Sarkeh.: i had to change name
Sarkeh.: people question who you are
Sarkeh.: they thought you were my GF
Sarkeh.: ;-;
Lunatic: I thouGHT I WAS

Lunatic has changed their name to Christina.
rats has changed their name to Ving Rhames as Choco X.
Ving Rhames as Choco X: The name's choco-x
Ving Rhames as Choco X: but you can just call me c-house

rats: I've still yet to find anything that tops the xenomorph from planet parents-didn't-love-me-enough
rats: This is like the new thing
rats: the olypmics are on right now
rats: but we have our own olympics

Ving Rhames is C-House: WHA TTH EHELL IS THAT
Christina Hendricks: I thought that was Trixie or something
Ving Rhames is C-House: CHRISTINA I THINK MY EYES ARE BEING SEARED FROM MY SOCKETS
Christina Hendricks: LOOK AWAY RHAMES
Ving Rhames is C-House: I CAN'T IT'S LIKE SOME SORT OF SPATIAL VORTEX
Ving Rhames is C-House: IT'S SUCKING ME