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Recent reviews by John "Funk Machine Phil" Sousa

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41.9 hrs on record (14.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
The game is impossible to play without other people. Other than that, it's very fun and I've had hours of laughter even as the submarine collapses into utter calamity.
Posted February 26, 2023.
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0.6 hrs on record
You'll get so heated trying to play this game, you'd rather yiff instead.
Posted December 1, 2022.
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1.7 hrs on record (1.3 hrs at review time)
This game is very hard, in every way it could be. The hazards that blend in with trash, the fast moving low-level enemies that eviscerate you at start, and the weapons are absolutely terrible. Unless you find a new gun early on, you're pretty screwed. I like the game show theatrics quite a bit, as if it was an homage to The Running Man, and the humor peppered in as well. It's a good game, but very rage inducing.
Posted October 23, 2020.
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124.9 hrs on record (67.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
A game that is still in development is going to have it's quirks, but this is definitely a game I am still rediscovering after multiple hours through gameplay alone.

The thrill of finding a new cavern, piloting the giant Cyclops submarine into a tight space, or feeling chills run down your spine as you pass 800 meters down will never cease to amaze me as a game that truly captures what scuba is all about.

Granted, the science isn't ironclad, as picking up uranium with bare hands shouldn't allow me to continue surviving for the 68 hours that my character has, or being able to stay alive under 1000m of water pressure, but it all boils down to the charm that this game has and breeds with its extremely creative biomes and various zoopsychology of the creatures that are found within this game.

Remember though, this is still in development, and I highly anticipate the next step that the developers take in this game.
Posted November 30, 2016.
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0.3 hrs on record
Game crashes on Mac as soon as I connect to a match. That is, if it allows me to connect at all. Servers are buggy and show everyone connected as having little to no connection, so the lobbies are in perpetual pregame limbo. The trailer and concept looked promising, yet I was extremely disappointed. Uninstalled.
Posted April 8, 2016.
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