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3 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
90.8 hrs on record (88.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I cannot possibly overstate just how insane the feedback on firing an assault rifle into an empty bathroom stall is. Throwing a fire extinguisher at a guy hits harder than most videogame revolvers. I'm tempted to coin the term "Spectacle Shooter" but i'm not pretentious enough to pull the trigger on that one. If you've got love for games like FEAR and Black, then Selaco has love for you. This is a tactical shooter that's going to celebrate every play you make with a firework of gunfire, blood rain and shredded paperwork.

As for size and content, Selaco is a full featured FPS. This game isn't a brief experiment or proof of concept. In it's current state Selaco offers a proper campaign with unlockables, modes and tons of secrets. You'll fight through a ton of different locations and engage a ton of different enemy types. There's plenty of weapons, equipment and upgrades to enjoy. You'll need all of it, as your enemies are uniquely dynamic and are going to pressure you to use every advantage you can think of to stay alive.

Selaco absolutely rules. I'd recommend it to anyone that loves their shooters and feels like playing something genuinely special.
Posted May 31.
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1 person found this review helpful
8.7 hrs on record (1.4 hrs at review time)
Absolutely killer. A loving tribute to classic anime that goes out of it's way to become a legitimate addition to it's cyberpunk influences. It's commentary is surprisingly fun, witty and compelling. It's voice cast perfectly emulates the fun of classic anime with the exact right energy for every character. An excellent game made with a distressing amount of talent and passion.
Posted May 16.
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4.3 hrs on record (3.0 hrs at review time)
It's everything you love about survival horror wrapped up in a charisma and sense of style that can't be found anywhere else. An instant GOTY 2024 nomination for me.
Posted May 14.
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8 people found this review helpful
42.0 hrs on record
Enjoy the money, suits. I love my paycheck too.
Posted April 5.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
68.0 hrs on record (22.4 hrs at review time)
mog is pog
Posted March 16.
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1 person found this review helpful
88.2 hrs on record (12.3 hrs at review time)
It's sick go play it
Posted August 31, 2023.
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118.2 hrs on record (79.7 hrs at review time)
Absolutely love this art tool. It's great for art, image editing, thumbnail creation and even animation. I use it all the time, even just to quickly draw up memes for friends or make funny little gifs involving our running jokes.
Posted July 15, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
103.5 hrs on record (44.5 hrs at review time)
GOTY 2022
Posted November 22, 2022. Last edited November 24, 2022.
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2 people found this review helpful
20.9 hrs on record (17.2 hrs at review time)
This game is terrible.
Posted July 2, 2022.
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2 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
4.9 hrs on record (4.9 hrs at review time)
From the ashes of depravity rises the phoenix of quality. How else to describe The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe? Such a revolutionary step forward in the lineage of one of the most beloved video game properties of all time! The additions and changes made to this expansion will surely resonate in the annals of the history of all media ever made. It is perhaps true to say that no mistakes are forever etches in stone for the stone into which The Stanley Parable was carved has itself been transmuted offering a message of hope to those who have ever erred in their judgement. You are not beyond redemption. You may change, and you may become more so much more than you were before. If there is any message to be taken from The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe it is this... What a fortune, a privilege, a joy it is to have had such an experience it leaves me hopeful that as a community - as a world there is time for us to become our greatest selves as great as we ever could dream of in our wildest, most ambitious visions for a brighter future.
Posted May 30, 2022.
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