Recent reviews by Tilt Triggermann

These 5 hours felt like 50. Thousand. Story feels like they hired 3 people but they didn't know what each other is writing.

The only word I can think of to best describe this game is "sad". Sad because you have fun playing it for many hours, then realize that in order to unlock the fun and good gear (endgame gear), you need to pay for microtransactions. Wish I knew this when I started, never would've bothered. They can take those MB and shove it.

garbage. thanks to the goblin army

Everything you loved in JC3 is gone. Rico (the ultimate action man back then) is just a running dog for some subtle fem propaganda or something - go here, disable this, go there disable that. Won't even bother writing a detailed review. 23 hrs just to figure out wtf the game wants from me

Buy if you wanna watch 30 hours of unskippable credits when you start the game.

Glad that the game doesn't allow me to log in due to "anti cheat", but every cheater is welcome. Don't waste money on this

This game ****ing sucks.

I'll keep it short. Graphics SOW < SOM
Movement sucks. Try to run a direction and you find yourself climbing a wall and getting hit by the mob you're trying to run away from.
Captains got this new "adapted" piece of **** mechanic that makes higher level Captains basically indestructible.
Might system sucks (combo execution/combat brand etc was the best). Hit an enemy 289216 times to fill your might and have it fully reset because you got headbutted by a dual wielding Uruk. NOT EVEN A CAPTAIN. (no idea why that was even in 1. it makes no sense, especially now with the adapt)
90% of the times Talion will attack his ally, be it 1 ally and 5 enemies around him.
Arrow system is retarded. Have an orc with 3 spears SHOOT INFINITE SPEARS. But you must find a certain ring that allows you to drain enemies FOR ONE ARROW.
I guess the devs were "**** these people. They loved SOM, they'll love this one just cuz its a sequel"
Skill tree SUCKS! IT SUCKS! It's just like variations in MKX. You want to dominate an enemy? Sure. You want to gain extra health while draining? NOPE CUZ **** YOU!
At least they heard our complaint when we said that we don't like Captains interrupting the flow of a battle just to say their stupid thing. Now they talk TWICE AS MUCH. And have fun when you will fight a captain with bodyguards and then you get ambushed.
Gear simply yells "Buy loot boxes!"
Most of the times when you will dominate a captain or interrogate a worm, you will be getting hit before the cinematics are even over without you being to do anything about it. Talion dies in 2 hits from any Captain. That if the captain doesnt have a fire/poison/cursed weapon.
Honestly the story is good at least. Of course until the point when they get you all pumped up and ready for vengeance and THEY **** IT UP AGAIN by throwing in something random. They just like killing the continuity.
There is so much more to say.
It's a shame that a game with such potential ended up mediocre compared to the first one. Only improvement, ONLY IMPROVEMENT is boss fights.
Bottom line, it's a great game but it just screams microtransactions. Go buy power if you wanna get anywhere.
It's a great game? After all the **** I talked until now?? Yes. Because there are a lot of good things about it. But the CONS are just not to be ignored.

Now I understand why people want HL3 already. 10/10

Empty glass bottle - 1$
Rag - 1$
Gas to fill the bottle - 1$
Lighter - 1$.
There you have the 400$ molotov.

9/11. Blame the player(s), not the game.