"Kill all who oppose you."

My full real name is James Paul Jenson De'Rodrigues Crisco III

Texas, United States 

Chapter I: The Reckoning
_____ I'm awesome... And if you did not realize this, then you are an even bigger fool than Sean Connery From Celebrity Jeopardy. That having been said, you should leave society and disown your children and family members because quite frankly... who gives a damn. But Seriously, don't do that i'm kidding. I want you to have a fantastic time on your mistevious adventures and all the while killing innocent peons who are void of a soul to carry ones own being and state of mind in. This vessel was made to help thee find his own reality in the vast emptiness of his realm. When Sheogorath invaded the Plane of Oblivion, he said, "There can be only one," and he was right... The can be only one and that person is none other than the man whom you've looked up to your entire life... That's right... Mickey Mouse.. He has always been there to lead you on your journey throughout the World of Disney and with such amazing results. You return home to whence you came to share your newfound knowledge with the noobs of your society. But they are inferior now, for you have achieved a state of being far past that of normal man and none may rival your newfound glory and powers. But fear not young ones, your fate is not yet sealed for the gods may yet save you. If you pray to Vivec he will spare your life, thus completing the circle in which the square root of pie cannot be reached. Thus why did you bother leading such an ominous life for it to end as so? Yes, in fact you have taken to such a fate as killing ones own fear of losing all that he holds dear but without realizing what you've done and why. It is this very reason that the powers of the Gods have not yet seen your eyes for they have mislead you to believe that you are not alone and yet you are. Take heed, for the tale of the 3 pigs will not likely comfort your mind, because somehow the pigs survive the onslaught against the amazing Big Bad Wolf whom you finally kill when you raid Karazhan with your guild. But is it really that easy? No, it is not for the Prince is hell to defeat but with his death all sha'll know that you are ready to advance upon Gruul's Lair. Work your way to the top and defeat Arthas with your strong muscular arms and legs and invade the town of Fat Macland and kill Thunder Thighs Joyner. But she will not be defeated so easily because she is.. A thunder thigh. The snickers have trained her well in her years. He powers are great, but her thighs greater. Once you have succeeded, you will be named Champion of the Arena and sha'll live out the remainder of your years in Barbados with the Africans of Old. For they are of mixed Ethnicity there and all are welcome. But if you are racist then surely Obama will defeat you. But perhaps not, for McCain is there to help all and with this, you sha'll see the end of suffering and the demons of Archimonde will cease to exist. For he died... Long ago....

 

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Ownage of the Gods

Of course I would be lying if i told you that we suck, because we don't, we're badass mothas and we don't take shit from anyone?¿ Yes, it is indeed what we have been looking for as we journey throughout life and within these walls all are as they should be.

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