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6.5 hrs on record (4.9 hrs at review time)
This "remake" has made me try to physically dodge a headcrab. I mean me, behind the screen, moving to dodge.
I've also tried to reload my crowbar, punch with a grenade, and jump-crouch into a vent for 24 minutes, before realising I was going the wrong way.
I did all of those things in the original as well.
That's all that needs to be said.
Posted July 13, 2023.
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4.5 hrs on record (3.5 hrs at review time)
This is the most fun I've had with brad grammar.
Posted December 25, 2019.
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300.8 hrs on record (105.3 hrs at review time)
A big Thank You to Hello Games, for actually listening to their fanbase, and for showing that, even though your game recieves backlash at launch, doesn't mean it should just be left to die. They have taken, what I thought was a great concept, turned it into an (my personal oppinion) ok game at launch, and now improved on said game to a point, where it just keeps getting more and more fun. First came conquering planets and base building in "Foundation", then came land vehilces and small amounts of multiplayer in "pathfinder" and now, In "next" they brought us better base building, better multiplayer, better crafting, better inventory management, and better graphics. All in all, I keep being reminded, what made me buy NMS in the first place, and I keep being astounded at Hello Games' ingenuity and perserverance. This is a great Sci-Fi game, and I personally enjoy every aspect of it.
Posted August 7, 2018.
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9.6 hrs on record (6.4 hrs at review time)
Det most fun I've had with a half naked man in a pot, carrying a big hammer.
Posted June 30, 2018.
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18.6 hrs on record (8.4 hrs at review time)
First I found out that you can pick up people and carry them around.
I promptly picked up my main pawn (just after getting out of the starting town), and threw him off a cliff, nearly killing him.

Best part is, moments after I ressurected him, he told me "many a soul, has been lost to falls from high places".

Fantastic game
10/10
Will probably throw everything again.
Posted September 4, 2017.
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