Recent reviews by Rollipollipotamus

This game is LIT!

It's SO bad!

Hands down the best Battle Royale out there -- and it's free. Such a great game, only lacking in player base. Join the hype, it's lit!!! twitch.tv/rollipollipotamus for gameplay

So sad and frustrating. An otherwise beautiful and fantastic game has been completely ♥♥♥♥ on by awful networking. I'm not kidding when I say HALF my games error near the end and send me back to the main menu... saving NONE of the progress of the match. The final straw leading me to write this review is when it happened to me THREE GAMES IN A ROW when there was less than a few minutes left in a 15 minute game. That's almost an hour of wasted time just TODAY -- this has happened constantly since I've had the game. Add to that the fact that several times throughout almost EVERY game I've played, the game pauses to adjust some network connection or some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. This is the very thing that is going to destroy a game that should otherwise be soaring to the top of the charts in popularity. It's current state is simply the ultimate in cringeworthyness. FRUSTERATING WASTE OF $100 for someone buying the gold edition (which would still requre you to spend more money if you want to 'unlock' everything). There is no competitive scene in this game and it's because the NETWORKING AND ARMOR UPGRADES ARE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. A cheap way to make as much money on a game as possible which could otherwise be a wholesome and successful product, but all the short cuts taken on this game shine through. I cannot reccommend this game in good consciousness until the BASICS are at least addressed (I think it's called dedicated servers???). /seriousshame