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1.2 hrs on record
this game ♥♥♥♥♥♥ sucks!
Posted September 28, 2014.
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1.6 hrs on record
this game is terrible!
Posted September 28, 2014.
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1 person found this review helpful
1.6 hrs on record
this game ♥♥♥♥♥♥ sucks.
Posted September 28, 2014.
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4 people found this review helpful
0.6 hrs on record (0.2 hrs at review time)
Watch as your wife starves to death, your daughter dies of exposure and your son dies of preventable illness in 1970s Russia! Experience all the exhilaration of being a cog in the bureaucratic nightmare of a totalitarian government! Revel in enjoyment as you deny visas for no good reason and cause inexpressible misery to video game characters with someones actual name! And when you're done, sleep easy because it's not like real people actually went through this ♥♥♥♥ 30 years ago!
Posted June 30, 2014.
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1 person found this review helpful
4.7 hrs on record
A really good and difficult puzzle-platforming game. The twist? A moral-choice ending.
Posted June 30, 2014.
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1 person found this review helpful
7.2 hrs on record (1.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
This game is ultra-fun. When you step away from this game you will regret not spending the last 24 years of your life trying to become an astronaut. I paid $15 in 2012 when it was just a pre-alpha and this game just keeps getting better and better every month.
Posted June 30, 2014.
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5 people found this review helpful
2.9 hrs on record
Hipster bait. Massively overrated.
Posted June 30, 2014.
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1 person found this review helpful
3.8 hrs on record
You wouldn't believe how entertaining and engrossing this video game is. It is so much more than just 2D block puzzles. You will probably restart levels just to catch dialogue you weren't listening closely enough for.
Posted June 30, 2014.
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5 people found this review helpful
0.9 hrs on record
I would not try to "beat" this game. As a kind of mind-bending thought experiment it is very neat, but figuring out how to progress more than 30 minutes into it quickly just becomes frustrating and unless you have some Adderall and a lot of free time you will probably just stop playing.
Posted June 30, 2014. Last edited June 30, 2014.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.5 hrs on record
This is a solidly great and very well-rounded town-building sim. Everything is very intuitive, realistic and engaging.
Posted June 30, 2014.
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