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Purple and Tee Jae are Rust Gods

Scene: You are a max-levelled (100) Master Sergeant. You have full hit points (1,500), 450 attack damage, and an attack speed of 1.6s. You are in the BX parking lot, having just parked your Level 44 Ford Fusion. Your armor is unstarched ABUs.
Suddenly, a wild A1C appears
Wild A1C is female, approximately 19 years in age. You notice immediately that her armor is out of regs (ABUs with ink stains on the pen-pocket, hat worn tipped upwards not square on the head). You prepare your initial attack, but realize she has a bonus to her own HP shield: fitted, tight ABU pants. It is surprisingly effective.
And you suddenly see that she has a travel companion: a Level 12 female 2d Lt Wizard with equal amounts of armor ♥♥♥♥-ups and equal amounts of hotness.
What's your next move?

Hope all is well!

BRAVE WARRIOR OF ISLAM HAS BEEN VISITED BY 'MURICA

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WE DON'T NEGOTIATE WITH TERRORISTS

U HAVE BEEN VISITED BY A BRAVE WARRIOR OF ISLAM

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U MUST HELP HIM ON HIS QUEST TO DISPOSE INFIDELS, COPY N PASTE THIS TOO 72 OTHER PROFILES……………… OR YOU'RE HOUSE WILL BE BOMBED AT MIDNIGHT…………………..