Derpy
𝔇𝑒𝓇𝓅𝓎Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ   United States
 
 
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀♥Welcome to my profile♥

Life presents closed doors, it's up to you to open them.

Heart collection:
:ghsmile::Heartful::heart::w_heart::heart_me::Loving::2017catheart::LIS_pixel_heart::luv:

Made me giggle. [i.imgur.com]
80% completion rate [i.imgur.com]

4:12 AM - eeiu-iwnl-: rootbeer likes men

8:23 PM - sG | Rootbeer Koolaid [VET]: man fml

6:31 PM - 24 365: whys this guy have
6:31 PM - 24 365: deagle
6:31 PM - 24 365: im about to show him
6:31 PM - 24 365: how to 1 deag

8:22 PM - andy: dont tell zip but i just hacked into his account
8:22 PM - andy: im a hacker derpy
8:22 PM - andy: im just a hacker
8:22 PM - ღDerpy -hnd-: nice
8:22 PM - andy: sig this
8:22 PM - andy: my name is zip and im super gay
8:22 PM - andy: Gayest to the max

For the Boys -
Cloud9

Abay "Hobbit" Khassenov
Dmitrii "sh1ro" Sokolov
Sergei "Ax1Le" Rykhtorov
Denis "electroNic" Sharipov
Ilya "Perfecto" Zalutskiy

Konstantin "groove" Pikiner
Ivan "F_1N" Kochugov


[*] for our fallen friends:
Semphis, Hiko, ShahZam, seangares, freakazoid, stunna, Slemmy, n0thing, shroud, Stewie2k, FNS, tarik, Skadoodle, STYKO, flusha, Zellsis, kioShiMa, RUSH, Golden, vice, cajunb, Valens, TenZ, autimatic, daps, koosta, mixwell, Subroza, JT, motm, floppy, oSee, Sonic, T.c, kassad, woxic, es3tag, mezii, floppy, ALEX, Xeppaa, Elmapuddy, HenryG, interz, nafany

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*If there's an issue just lemme know and I'll change it:ghsmile:
Currently Offline
Featured Artwork Showcase
Completionist Showcase
Achievee weevees
:2018bestaward:Most Recent 100%:
Counter-Strike 2
Rexaura
Please, Don't Touch Anything 3D :engi:
Pineapple on pizza

:engi: = Bugged Achievement Work-around | :projectstarship_smile: = Lewd/NSFW
:2016imnotcrying: = Emotional/Intense | :sr4paul: = Spooky | :slowmoitem: = 100% Again
:tech: = Software

70%+ Achievement Completion [21]:
:detail:Bloons TD 6
:detail:Cook, Serve, Delicious 2!!
:detail:Cookie Clicker
:detail:Counter Strike: Source
:detail:Clicker Heroes
:detail:Factorio
:detail:Garry's Mod
:detail:Golf With Your Friends
:detail:Killing Floor 2
:detail:Left 4 Dead 2
:detail:Left 4 Dead
:detail:Luck be a Landlord
:detail:Melvor Idle
:detail:Payday 2
:detail:Portal 2
:detail:Raft
:detail:Rust
:detail:Starbound
:detail:Tabletop Simulator
:detail:Team Fortress 2
:detail:Viscera Cleanup Detail

I Require Assistance!
:Fistofdosh:Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 (Singleplayer)
:Fistofdosh:Killing Floor
:Fistofdosh:ORION: Prelude
:Fistofdosh:Orcs Must Die! 2
:Fistofdosh:Payday 2
:Fistofdosh:Payday: The Heist
:Fistofdosh:Portal 2
:Fistofdosh:Sanctum 2
:Fistofdosh:Team Fortress 2

Thanks to these people for helping me! (A-Z)
:btd6salute:Acebats
:btd6salute:BeHappy
:btd6salute:Lemonade
:btd6salute:Rabbit
:btd6salute:Rootbeer
:btd6salute:SpaceBugs
:btd6salute:Spell
:btd6salute:TimeGnome
:btd6salute:TurtleFrenzy
:btd6salute:Valamarl
:btd6salute:Woody

:2016butterfly:Thanks to: SpaceBugs and Ghost for helping me with the Nexus challenge

:2016butterfly:Thanks to: Rootbeer, Totes, Valamarl, Ghost, Snoop, TimeGnome, for gifting games!

Milestones & Goals
:cleanhourglass: Goals of: 2023
:cleanhourglass:Gamin'


Big Milestones
:LIS_star:1,000 achievements - July 24, 2013
:LIS_star:10,000 achievements - June 3, 2017
:LIS_star:25,000 achievements - June 27, 2018
:LIS_star:50,000 achievements - October 26, 2020
:LIS_star:25 perfect games - March 29, 2016
:LIS_star:50 perfect games - June 21, 2016
:LIS_star:100 perfect games - August 2, 2017
:LIS_star:150 perfect games - August 17, 2020
:LIS_star:200 perfect games - December 30, 2020
:LIS_star:250 perfect games - November 4, 2022

:LIS_star:Next steps: 75,000 achievements - 300 perfect games

Other tidbits
:2018bestcoffee:Games with over 3,000 hours: 1
:2018bestcoffee:Games with over 2,000 hours: 1
:2018bestcoffee:Games with over 1,000 hours: 6

:cozycsgoctwhite:Service Medals - 2015 | 2016 | 2017 | 2018 | 2020
:cozycsgoctwhite:Gold Operation Medals - Wildfie | Bloodhound | Vanguard | Breakout | Shattered Web
:cozycsgoctwhite:Diamond Operation Medals - Hydra
:cozycsgoctwhite:Gold Pick'em Medals - Cologne 2015 | Katowice 2015 | London 2018 | Katowice 2019 | Berlin 2019

:2018bestaward:Full 100%
FTL: Faster Than Light [i.imgur.com]

:btd6stunned:BTD 6
Full Black Border v37:
Beginner - Solo [X] Co-op []
Intermediate - Solo [X] Co-op []
Advanced - Solo [X] Co-op []
Expert - Solo [] Co-op []
Items Up For Trade
4,199
Items Owned
2,108
Trades Made
3,213
Market Transactions
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:Heartful:Cloud9 & ♀

:Heartful: Cloud 9 Collection
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:Loving:4x Cologne 2015 Autograph Capsules
:Loving:Cologne 2015 Sticker - Cloud9
:Loving:Cologne 2015 Sticker - freakazoid
:Loving:Cluj-Napoca 2015 Autograph Capsule
:Loving:Cluj-Napoca 2015 Sticker - Cloud9
:Loving:Cluj-Napoca 2015 Sticker - seang@ares
:Loving:4x MLG Columbus 2016 Autograph Capsules
:Loving:MLG Columbus 2016 Sticker - Cloud9
:Loving:Krakow 2017 Sticker - Cloud9
:Loving:Krakow 2017 Sticker - n0thing
:Loving:Krakow 2017 Graffiti
:Loving:Boston 2018 Sticker - Cloud9
:Loving:Boston 2018 Graffiti
:Loving:London 2018 Sticker - Cloud9
:Loving:London 2018 Graffiti
:Loving:3x Katowice 2019 Stickers - Cloud9
:Loving:ST USP-S | Guardian
:Loving:ST MAG-7 | Cobalt Core
:Loving:ST P250 | Supernova
:Loving:ST P250 | Hive
:Loving:ST AK-47 | Frontside Misty
:Loving:Souvenir AUG | Sweeper
:Loving:Souvenir P250 | Facility Draft
:Loving:ST P2000 | Oceanic
:Loving:ST MP7 | Cirrus
:Loving:ST UMP-45 | Exposure
:Loving:ST AUG | Aristocrat
:Loving:ST P250 | X-Ray

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:Heartful: Pink Rust Collection
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:Loving:Pink Death Revolver
:Loving:Pink Death Python
:Loving:Pink Death LR300
:Loving:Tempered SAP - Ornate
:Loving:Tempered SMG
:Loving:Tempered Python
:Loving:Sweet Shot
:Loving:Rainbow Sword
:Loving:Heart Shot
:Loving:Valentine MP5
:Loving:Cupidon
:Loving:Cutesy LR300
:Loving:Pink Death Bow
:Loving:Love Machine
:Loving:Heartbreaker AR
:Loving:Basebreaker LR

:Heartful: Python Bundle
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:Loving:Bite Python
:Loving:Pegasus Python
:Loving:Peacemaker Python
:Loving:Hot Battle Steel
:Loving:Sea Monster Python
:Loving:Azul Python
:Loving:Pink Death Python
:Loving:Tempered Python
:Loving:Royal Python
:Loving:No Mercy Python
:Loving:Aviator Python
:Loving:Dynasty Python
:Loving:Eternal Python
:Loving:Metal Beast Python
:Loving:Venomous Shot
:Loving:Stealth Python
:Loving:Training Python
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Major Winners
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Favorite Game
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Hours played
2
Achievements

Recent Activity

83 hrs on record
last played on Oct 1
452 hrs on record
last played on Oct 1
269 hrs on record
last played on Oct 1
76561199161167823 Aug 7 @ 10:45am 
signed by me, lets play csgo
GooeyGoose Aug 3 @ 2:08pm 
-rep aimbotting child
Sigma Boykisser Jul 15 @ 4:13pm 
So the other day, I was playing rainbow six siege, and I heard one of my teammates make a callout in the voice chat. It was a real life gamer girl. God, I kid you not, I just stopped playing and pulled my ♥♥♥♥ out. “♥♥♥♥, ♥♥♥♥!” I was yelling in voice chat. I just wanted to hear her voice again. “Please,” I moaned. But she left the lobby. I was crying and covered in my own ♥♥♥, but I remembered that I could find recent teammates in the ubiplay friends tab. I frantically closed down siege and opened the tab, to find out she had TTV IN HER NAME!!! She was streaming, and only had 100 viewers!!! The competition was low, so I made the first move and donated my months rent to her. I was already about to pre. She read my donation in the chat. God this is the happiest I’ve been in a long time. I did a little research, and found out where she goes to school, but I am a little nervous to talk to her in person, and need support. Any advice before my Uber gets to her middle school?
76561199163029726 Jul 8 @ 11:53pm 
signed by me :) lets play
76561199057052464 May 13 @ 11:07pm 
can you add me please
76561199057128481 May 11 @ 4:11am 
can you add me please