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1 person found this review funny
26.0 hrs on record (2.8 hrs at review time)
The match is about to start round 2. Bugs Bunny just trash talked Arya Starks home Winterfell at the end of round 1, and proceeds to banter on and insult her house. Arya charges at Bugs Bunny while I am playing tennis, as Tom, with my good friend Jerry. I hear the words "special delivery" and the Man of Steel swoops down and picks me up. I get free from his grip and smack him in the head with two trash can lids, while Jerry is laughing his ass off that I missed him.

I did not know I needed that in my life, but well... here we are.
Posted July 19, 2022. Last edited July 19, 2022.
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32.3 hrs on record (9.7 hrs at review time)
Best played at max volume!

WRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGGGGGHH/10
Posted June 20, 2022.
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1 person found this review funny
468.2 hrs on record (108.9 hrs at review time)
Now this is podracing!
Posted February 24, 2022.
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1.3 hrs on record (0.7 hrs at review time)
An actual great multiplayer shooter, that also runs really well.

A great surprise in 2021!!
Posted November 24, 2021. Last edited November 28, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
75.3 hrs on record (6.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Great survival game to play with some friends. The world is really stunning and most mechanics are really simple. The building system and others need some tweaks and improvement, but the overall gameplay is really solid for an Early Access title.

The game takes up a measly 1GB of storage, which is pretty insane.

It's kind of like ARK, but it improves a lot. There is no resource gathering, to repair your equipment for example, all that is needed, is a workbench set up. This saves a lot of frustration on long journeys, where your equipment would break, before you surplus gathered resources to fix them.

FOOD IS EVERYTHING, the game is very heavily focused on stamina and food management. Being full on food provides you with +80% more base HP and what feels like 200% more stamina. Food lasts short in the beginning, but longer as you discover better food. This makes food feel like something you need to bring, and pop before a fight, kind of like WoW raiding.

Night is when some of the harder conditions kick in, but you can opt to sleep as a village. If everyone goes to sleep at the same time, it will fast forward to the next morning, and everyone even have individual dreams during the night, in form of text.

Really cool game, look forward to seeing it progress.
Posted February 8, 2021. Last edited February 8, 2021.
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1.1 hrs on record
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Posted November 26, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
70.2 hrs on record (0.7 hrs at review time)
One of the funniest games I have ever played.
Posted August 4, 2020.
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1 person found this review funny
158.3 hrs on record (150.6 hrs at review time)
Started as a comedic cultural mash up, now it's turning more and more into the 'Murica Simulator.

10/10
Posted July 1, 2020.
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2 people found this review helpful
36.6 hrs on record (17.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Reminds me a great deal about Factorio, which is another great factory building game. This one is almost the same deal as Factorio, but Satisfactory is in 3D, a little less complex, but more satisfying to play with friends.

Definately recommend this game!
Looking forward to future updates.
Posted June 23, 2020. Last edited June 23, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
350.2 hrs on record (316.1 hrs at review time)
After 5 years of recommending this game and bringing in a lot of people from real life. I can't really recommend it to new players. Lately Rare has become increasingly distant from their userbase, removing valid feedback and censoring valid posts regarding changes, if you do not agree with them, they will simply remove your posts and threaten to ban you.

Their design choices seems pulled out of their ass 5 years in, shaking up fundamentals that has never been requested or even thought about within the community. Hopefully the Dev team will start to show that they care abit more, as this game has been a favorite of mine for years.
Posted June 7, 2020. Last edited December 24, 2023.
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