Recent reviews by Ms Serious Business

It's been a very long time since I have found a game with such an amazing soundtrack. For me, having great BGM is a must for me to enjoy my RPG experience.
I do enjoy the ability to play a pacifist as well given I always find myself going the lawful good routes, but am murdering everyone and everything when out of conversation...
I must go back and pet Doggo now.

After doing about 5 or so songs, I'm beginning to see how out of sync some of the tracks are. For example, I had the Spin Doctor's Two Princes is completely unsynced by an entire line of lyrics. However, I tried closing and restarting the song, and it was almost synced that time around.
Most of the song bars are one word ahead of the actual song, so you need to start singing ahead of the singers in the videos, which can get distracting. The main song navigation screen is a mouse scroll. It would be nicer if you could use your keyboard to tab through as well.

For 15 bucks, I think the price is reasonable. I don't know if I would be so satisfied if I paid full price for it. Looking forward to seeing if they patch this up or not.
It is still fun if you like karaoke games. It doesn't really matter if you sing the lyrics. It seems like I could just say, "Ahhhhhhhhhh" the whole time, and it seems to mark it as correct anyway.

Now if I can somehow convince one of my friends to get this game too to sing with me...

Once upon a time, there was a person named Ms Serious Business. One day, (s)he thought it would be buckets of fun to buy The Stanley Parable and to live in someone else's shoes for a change. Little did (s)he know, this game would drive the perfectionist/completionist side of her(him) insane, as there are too many different choices in Stanley's life to experience it all. Ms Serious Business now lives unfulfilled and full of regret, knowing that (s)he probably will never see the light of day again from her(his) padded white cell with only Stanley to keep her(him) company.

You do more than farmin' with dem hoes in this game. Put on yo cowboy hat and get ready to show these redneck heehaws how real farmin' is done...In all serious businessness, this game is a realistic portrayal and simulator of real life farming. Prepare to be wow'd by the real labor of pointing, dragging, and clicking your crops to farm enough to make enough to feed your soon to be fatass lazy waifu and possibly a couple bratty kids. Experience the serious struggles of trying to make ends meet as you spray pests off your food (NO ORGANIC ♥♥♥♥ GROWN HERE BUDDY) and wonder why this toothy old man keeps eyeing your ass every time you bend over to pick those tomatoes. Don't worry, he only wants to come pump your oil rig...pump it real good.

In the game of Left 4 Dead 2, a good woman will learn from the special infected on what NOT to do in real life:
1) Boomer - Don't be fat.
2) Spitter - Real champs don't spit it out after they're done.
3) Jockey - No one likes clingy people.
4) Smoker - Gotta learn how to use your tongue properly.
5) Charger - Put that mutha ♥♥♥♥♥♥' boyfriend's credit card down and stop that chargin'!
6) Hunter - Don't whip dem claws out every pounce on yo man every time umad.

And most importantly: the witch. STOP CRYIN' AND GET BACK INTO DA KITCHEN AND MAKE ME SOME PIE!

Everytime I play this game and look at my eyebrows, I get turned on. No wonder there are monsters in this game that do pelvic thrusts at me--dem eyebrows can conquer entire races...of diggles. HAY WIRE!

Yeah, all you haters gonna hate. But you know what? Dis game got music. Dis game got EPIC VOICE ACTING. It's got faeries and magic and all dat CUH-RAAZZYYYY ♥♥♥♥♥ that makes you think...OH WAIT ♥♥♥♥ NO! MIND=BLOWN. I CAN'T THINK NUTTIN' BESIDES DIS GAME AMAZING IT'S AMAZZOFABULOUS!!!! Are you a bad enough dude to save all them faeries? Yeah, yeah. I didn't think so. thug life baby, THUG-LIFE.

Oh GOD! The epileptic seizures!

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♥♥♥♥ sucks. Don't buy it. Even fighting for the descendants of Kim Jong Illest doesn't save this game from the world of bad.